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Neon with blue strat

Day 17 - Sage from Valorant

(Now I am strong enough for us all.)

VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her

she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

probably has bpd and ptsd

likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored

she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles

bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage

she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them

is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary

she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision

she has a very good alcohol tolerance.

BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away

actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it

her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages

loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things

she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy

she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao

knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent

she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc

this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill

she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit

probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun

cypher: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

cypher: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

VERY random valorant hcs / imagines that i've thought of

sage smiles at everyone she sees / passes by in the HQ. it's like her face's instinct to smile whenever she sees someone

jett definitely sticks her tongue out whenever she's writing / drawing on paper

chamber randomly winks at people from across the room that he's in just to see their reaction (did it once to viper, did not end well on his end)

astra definitely gave people false future predictions

reyna gets away with eating other people's food from the fridge. big part of why she does get away is cus the others are too scared to ask her if she did

raze once said that jett and phoenix could be a human flamethrower together. they've yet to try out their friend's little suggestion

there are some days (thankfully very rarely) wherein viper purposely stares into other agents' eyes just to fuck with them, raze was on the verge of tears when she was on the receiving end of viper's stunt

skye knows how to use rollerblades. do whatever you want with that (hc) information.

i just Know amir is the most embarrassing dad ever

random valo hcs

neon has an extremely loud laugh. the duelists will be chilling in the living room in silence when neon will burst out scream-laughing because of a meme on her phone and scare everyone

much like how sova doesnt like cypher because of how secretive he is, he does not like chamber one bit like at all :/

jett and astra are the type of ppl to hit/swat people while they’re laughing. one time phoenix made jett laugh so hard she punched his arm and accidentally gave him a bruise

jett and phoenix are the closest to each other out of all the agents. platonic or not they love each other a lot and they can talk for hours about nothing and if one of them had a bad mission or a bad day, they spend the night cuddling. a lot of the times they dont talk about it. they just hug it out.

when raze is sad she gets really quiet, which makes everyone notice and everyone will do their best to cheer her up because it’s super upsetting to see raze upset :(((

when neon was first recruited and sent out on her first mission, (which was a success) she burst out crying due to the stress on the plane ride home :( sage was there to comfort her tho

reyna has soft spot for omen. she pities how he struggles to keep himself together (literally) so she’s not as harsh to him as she is to the other agents

astra is a very affectionate person. she gives forehead kisses a lot :] no one, not even viper or reyna object because astra’s genuinely so sweet and it’s nice to get a kiss from her. one time sova and astra were on a successful mission together and astra was like YAAAAY and just hugged him and kissed his cheek. sova was like oh ok ig this is happening now lmao

whenever someone’s having a really rough day omen will knit them something. maybe it’s a sweater or a scarf but he will notice and shove it in your arms and scuttle away. it’s his way of showing he cares:’)))) he worked on a small teddy bear for raze for weeks.

yoru has horrendous bed hair lmao one time he fell asleep on the couch and everyone took pictures for blackmail

one time phoenix tried to give kayo a high five. phoenix then broke his hand.

jett and brimstone are absolutely horrendous at video games. killjoy makes fun of them for this :’) jett rages while brim’s just extremely confused the entire time

the no fraternization rule is never followed. like ever. brim tried to lecture them ONCE about it but it was super awkward and he never tried to bother again.

Killjoy and Cypher…

the cute outfit