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no, we're not getting the png bc I'm too lazy to open my computer and get it.

hi tumblr!! Here's a sketch of one of my favorite agents, astra.

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Some Sosage everyone

Guess who dialogue credit goes to;

a. @hvstias

b. Your mom

c. Lord Farquaad

d. The Spanish Inquisition

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

just finished playing doki doki literature club.

gonna need a sec guys. maybe a few years of therapy or something.

Valorant agents’ methods of interrogation

Brim: Straight-laced “Don’t make this any worse for yourself” kind of talk. He’s willing to go decently far with “advanced interrogation methods”.

Viper: Asks if they feel like talking, if no, she tests experimental substances on them until they talk.

Omen: Once a single word comes out of this man’s mouth, pants are shit and secrets are spilled.

Fade: She doesn’t even need to be in the room to get them to talk.

Sage & Reyna: Good cop/bad cop. 

Breach & Raze: Bad cop/unhinged cop.

Cypher: I mean, he was put in charge of interrogating Fade, so he must be the best at it.

Sova: Doesn’t know how to interrogate smoothly, so he just grabs their head and yells “Talk!”.

Phoenix & Jett: Inexperienced at interrogation, they watch cop shows and try to pull off a good cop/bad cop, but they both get confused, since they thought the other was the good cop. They definitely aren’t torturing anyone.

Yoru: Inexperienced at interrogation, but pretty good at it anyways.

Skye: Non. Stop. Blinding. 

Astra: I don’t think she likes interrogation at all, but if she had to, she’d probably slap them around with her metal arm.

Kayo: Does not care how much pain they are feeling as long as they can talk. Agressive, no nonsense interrogator

Chamber: Prefers not to interrogate, but if he does, his victims are in for a pleasant time just drinking and vibing until they find a knife to their throat.

Neon: Not allowed to interrogate. Too innocent.Although she probably does power some sort of electric chair.

Killjoy: Doesn’t interrogate.

teehee

quick scribble; i’m too unbothered to actually do something clean and proportionally accurate

Summer activity organized by peachy~

And I choose the street food theme

May I present to you:

Cypher but with a comically wide-brimmed hat