Viper's Voicemail Is Full Of Angst And Stress And Then Cypher's Be Like “those Little Shits Stole My

everyone's been suckered into a chess match with cypher at one point. none of them win on the first go, and few stick around long enough to net any wins.

between knitting projects, omen is usually game for a round or two; viper sometimes drops by to challenge him when lab reports and performance reports start to swim in her vision. and now fade, who will swipe pieces off the board if he looks away- it adds a new dimension to the game, at least?

jett

thinking about yoru waking up in the morning and sending a gatecrash towards the kitchen from his room

and then sprinting to the bathrooms and brushing his teeth like, really fast. super fast. changing out of pyjamas at lightspeed.

all so he can immediately pop from the bathroom to the kitchen for breakfast without delay

Valorant agents’ methods of interrogation

Brim: Straight-laced “Don’t make this any worse for yourself” kind of talk. He’s willing to go decently far with “advanced interrogation methods”.

Viper: Asks if they feel like talking, if no, she tests experimental substances on them until they talk.

Omen: Once a single word comes out of this man’s mouth, pants are shit and secrets are spilled.

Fade: She doesn’t even need to be in the room to get them to talk.

Sage & Reyna: Good cop/bad cop. 

Breach & Raze: Bad cop/unhinged cop.

Cypher: I mean, he was put in charge of interrogating Fade, so he must be the best at it.

Sova: Doesn’t know how to interrogate smoothly, so he just grabs their head and yells “Talk!”.

Phoenix & Jett: Inexperienced at interrogation, they watch cop shows and try to pull off a good cop/bad cop, but they both get confused, since they thought the other was the good cop. They definitely aren’t torturing anyone.

Yoru: Inexperienced at interrogation, but pretty good at it anyways.

Skye: Non. Stop. Blinding. 

Astra: I don’t think she likes interrogation at all, but if she had to, she’d probably slap them around with her metal arm.

Kayo: Does not care how much pain they are feeling as long as they can talk. Agressive, no nonsense interrogator

Chamber: Prefers not to interrogate, but if he does, his victims are in for a pleasant time just drinking and vibing until they find a knife to their throat.

Neon: Not allowed to interrogate. Too innocent.Although she probably does power some sort of electric chair.

Killjoy: Doesn’t interrogate.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

fellas is it g

Not cool, Raze >:c

teehee

quick scribble; i’m too unbothered to actually do something clean and proportionally accurate

omen could tear someone apart with those arms and that's very valid of him actually

omens arms appreciation post

sometimes its easy to forget that he sso,,,,,,,,buf f,,,,,,,,,