Ooooogh Asakusa Ooooo

taking a little break from mermay and indulging in cypher brainrot

I just think he’s neat

astra regularly recruits cypher to help her bully the shit out of chamber in nonstop french she told me so herself

omen could tear someone apart with those arms and that's very valid of him actually

omens arms appreciation post

sometimes its easy to forget that he sso,,,,,,,,buf f,,,,,,,,,

Neon kinda just wanted to ugly cry for a bit..

Welcome😈

viper's wardrobe is largely composed of twenty identical black turtlenecks.

chamber has bought her a myriad of dresses and other fashion statements... which she doesn't wear

it's simply impractical for her work.

chamber gets a very pained look on his face when she has decompression days and chooses to wear the single shirt killjoy ordered custom made for her instead of anything he's picked out.

to be fair, it's a cute shirt, it's yellow and has a cartoon snake with the text-

'help needed: lab rats.

definitely not going to eat them'

-on the front. not something you'd expect to find viper in, but it's comfortable and she makes minor exceptions to see killjoy beam when she sees viper wearing it for team morale

Viper is Batman

Batman is, in his own words, a rich kid with lots, lots of problems. He's often lonely because of the walls that he made by the security of the ones that he loves. And, believe me, Batman is a person who loves too much. He feels pain because of it. He got traumatized and fights everyday for people don't suffer like him. And, when he can't fight the others' battles, he truly helps these people in their battles.

This is my romantic view of Batman. Now, being realistic, this man is a dick.

Like, Bruce, you're rich, pay for some therapy. Spanking criminals saying that it's for justice isn't a way to solve your problems and the problems of the world. I bet that the biggest issue in Gotham is Bruce Wayne's richness. And, you won't justify yourself by training kids to be vigilantes/assassins. I mean, I know that Bruce never wanted the Robins ended like him but shiiiit boy. Look what you did with Jason.

Now that I showed my ignorant opinion about Batman, let's talk about Viper.

Her "therapy" is inflict pain in others. Like, playing with Viper is even scary since she's with that terrify voice saying something like "I want to see you craw". Her ability is make people suffocate till death or make them dissolve. Ma'am, calm down.

Anyway, my point is, Viper is a dick too.

She's as traumatized and lonely as Batman. And, even if she's a damn sadic bitch, she cares about the younger agents. I don't think that the dialogue between her and Brim is just a tired Viper.

(Viper: "Brimstone, we really need to put an age floor on Valorant. I can't take this... youth"

Brim: "They're the future, Sabine! You know you care about them.")

Yes, she cares. Damn, how she cares. They are young and dumb. They should be just young and dumb, not soldiers. I think Viper can be really overprotective with the younger agents, even if she doesn't know how to demonstrate this. She doesn't want to anyone else feel what she feels everyday.

She's a cinnamon roll. She even bet with Brimstone that her kids won't die in battle.

Yet, Viper's still a dick. Big one. Never forget this.

All this to say, love to Viper and Batman please. They need true therapy and a hug.

fade: are these brownies special?

sage: they are

[later]

fade: i don't fell anything, are you sure there's weed in the brownies?

sage: they are special because i made them with love, fade.

Cooking Queen

just trying

long haired yoru is just him going through his high school emo phase

I just wanted to have fun myself but you have to see this lol