omgosh look at the little sillies
(are they squishable /hj)
aww they’re sooo cute
also if he went supersane over a plant imagine what bro will do for his kids ninjago is COOKED 😭🙏
(its like “oh would you k-ll 4 your kids and bro is like heck yeah ‼️)
chat all I can think about is these little oni children being powerful (if you watched mlp its a flurry heart type a thing)
so image all the chaos that endures 😈
Maybe don't make them to sneeze
Or making them mad
Oh yeah wu wanted to take them to the monastery
Yall saw when garmadon acted towards the crytal army just for a plant
its gonna be real funny if lloyd or jay or someone try to shake him to smack some sense into bro but his head just stays still looking at you like this 😐🤨
HC
I imagine garmadon that not only hes a big cat also i see hes part chicken cuz if you try slighly shake his body but his head goes still
WDYM SOON 🤨🤨🤨
i got an even better idea, toxic gossip train. 🎸(its the closest emoji i could find 😭🙏)
Remind me to organise a public execution for myself over a joke I made about bedding Garmadon like he's a pillow princess. I sometimes forget I don't make jokes like that on here, and not everyone is ready for me to spew that bs at random intervals...
Sorry to all I have scarred. I promise I have no intention of bedding lord G anytime soon.
Chat i kinda wana draw the first part ngl
What are your hcs for if Garmadon went on a roller coaster?
Ow do you imagine he'd be if he was sick??
garmadon would probably find the biggest rollercoaster he could, and beg to go on it. against his better judgment, lloyd agrees to go on with him. garmadon begins to scream the minute they go down the first drop, clinging onto lloyd for dear life and trying to get out of the cart. lloyd physically had to hold garmadon down for the rest of the ride, while garmadon screamed hysterically. the second they got off, garmadon hauled ass out of the cart, only to slip and fall on his face. lloyd had to drag him over to a bench and give him a slushy to get him to stop trembling. garmadon proceeded to act like nothing had even happened, too embarrassed to face the truth. what garmadon didn't know is that lloyd secretly went to the photo stand and bought the photo that the cameras took right after they went down the last drop, and has it framed in his room because he finds it so funny. this huge, hulking, thousands of years old, oni demi-god clinging onto his then-teenage son for dear life and looking like he'd just looked death in the face. post merge, lloyd now looks at it differently as one of the last memories he got to make with his dad before they got separated again :(
as for being sick, i think garmadon would initially pretend to be okay, only to then really get hit by the side affects of doing so :( he'd curl up in a ball underneath his bed, coughing and sneezing uncontrollably until vinny dragged him out and tried to get him to take medicine. garmadon would taste it, and then immediately reject it and claim it as being disgusting, so vinny had to hide it in soda and pizza. he'd mainly lay under his bed and complain, and the one time he threw up he was dead silent for the rest of the day, absolutely horrified.
thank you for your amazing asks as always ogzie!! :DDD
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THAT IS FOUL 😭😭🙏
You cannot tell me that Dashi never once took her camera and just:
HOLD ON WAIT HEAR ME OUT ON THE NAME
sons of garmadon. Or children of garmadon.
yk because were garmadon fans 🤷♀️🤷♀️
I want to make a discord sever to act a patreon (a free one at least) for the followers who'd like to see early content, ect, as explained in this post :D
I have no clue what I would name it without it being boring, so I'd take recommendations, and if I see that anyone would like this sever to be a thing, I'll create it :)
NAH THE DARK CACAO KINGDOM IS HAVING A GOOD HOLIDAY FR FR…
HE ORDERED CAKE 😨
IM SORRY HE WHAT???? 😭
LEAVE BRO ALONE 😭😭🙏
Im Telling a trusted adult on you /j
I want to kiss his stupid face.
And watch blood roll down his lips and chin.
YEAH I SAW AND I WAS LIKE
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“yoooo lets gooo”
Hai haii hai guys hello hai :33
Favorite and least favorite character?
i dont really have a least character persay, their all like equally good (in reality i really dont pay attention to the other characters) i mean maybe like hh dareth? Idk everytime he said smth i cringed idk
please tell me were getting cacao’s robes as a costume or something even better
Also DADDY CACAO IS BACK AND THE BLACK CITADEL IN SPRING LOOKS SO COOL
I REALLY HOPE THAT HAPPENS FOR THIS UPDATE AND THE CITADEL IS SOO PRETTY IN SPRINGG!! <3
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