#RIP King Of One-Liners
I love Kermit but this still took me out.
Thank you for your attention
(Odysseus by Ximena Natziel, fotoshop by me)
Same energy
Well, you just made me spit my lungs for laughing, congrats :,)
Hey Percy?? Hey Percival Fredickstein Von Musel Klossowski De Rolo III? Hey what did you just say?? We’re what? What’s happening right now????? You chose to say what now? In this near death scenario you said hmm?
Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?
Odysseus: Next to my wife.
Poseidon: And do you think she'll be proud of you torturing a god?!
Odysseus: Dude, she's from Sparta. Me telling her this is gonna be like foreplay for her.
sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing
thank you chappell
POP A BOTTLE Y'ALL THE DND COUPLE OF ALL TIME HAD ON SCREEN SEX WHILE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM GOT 0 (ZERO) DICK AND SOME MINOR HEARTBREAK GET FUUUUUCKED PERC'AHLIA WINS
We do be shitposting, italian, INFP? ENTP?9w1.Multifandom, enjoy the random madness ●3●
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