My Crested Gecko Just Tried To Eat Thread Laser Dot From The Temp Gun.

Happy International Women’s Day!

unhappy july 4th because america is fucked but I did get roasty toasted in the sun

Driving an older car this weekend watching my friend’s dogs. Forgot how much i love putting keys in ignition. I want buttons and keyholes back please

Correct Representation?

Im not sure this is the place to ask but I am planning/outlining a story that may end up being something akin to fanficiton but I probably wont share it anywhere. the point being is I want to include a lot of diversity in culture/ethnicity/etc. and I don't know how to properly represent people who are not culturally/ethnically the same as me. I know it's going to be a lot of research on my part but does anyone have any advice?

Reasons Cale Henituse is the funniest motherfucker:

*People cheering for him in the streets* Hm. Don’t like that.

His self-proclaimed speciality is just disassociating on command

Someone: *helps him* Cale: *sighs* I guess I have to solve every problem you’ve ever had

When learning a language, memorised all the swear words before anything else

“I don’t like cats,” says Cale, holding two kittens tenderly, plotting a rebellion to instate a third cat as the new emperor

Single father of *checks notes* uh… 3 to 14 children,

All he wants is to retire to the country; can’t stop getting into international incidents

His relationship with the crown prince is basically: *points at each other* Bastard

Keeps telling people not to trust him while saving their asses from certain destruction

This loser thinks he’s ‘quiet’ and ‘good at keeping still’

Cale: *smiles gently* Everyone: oh god stop What the Fuck

‘Accidental Baby Acquisition’ trope but it’s ‘Accidental Family Acquisition’ and they’re all agents of chaos

“I heard you got hurt,” says a concerned child. “Yes, I coughed up blood.” Cale comforts, comfortingly.

[Girl hits on him] No thanks [Guy hits on him] No thanks

Everyone: you’re a good person Cale: incomprehensible, have a terrible day

Named his adopted son, a dragon, ‘Dragon’

Tells people to drink tea before pulling out something that will make them spray it everywhere like a cartoon

*to a 13 year old* No you can’t train to become a knight you’re too young *to a 5 year old* Alright tonight we’re gonna blow up an island and participate in the slaughter of half a race make sure to protect me well

His entire fucking backstory, like what? What???

Raon: I’ve only had this human for an hour and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this continent and then myself Cale: That’s terrifying please stop talking

Never thinks, at any point, to tell anyone that he has a healing power 

He’s THE most extra bitch. Orchestrates his b&e’s like he’s conducting an opera, always plans for maximum Dramatic Effect

*The crown prince doesn’t help in a terror incident* That’s fine because he’s weak. *Finds out he’s strong actually* Bastard??????

Gives his kids an extravagant allowance. Doesn’t let them spend it and buys everything for them instead

‘I should have just got beaten up’, Cale thinks, war waging around him. ‘That would be far less annoying.’

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Tumblr Holidays.

Need a list of the tumblr holidays and dates.

January 15th. Great Molasses Flood day to all who celebrate.

Also Annoy Squidward day.

January 29. Threshold day. (star trek voyager)

January 31st Mooninite Panic Day.

February 14th. The Day Native Hawaiians stabbed Captain Cook right in his colonizer fucking neck. (Also Valentines Day but really were not here for normal holidays are we?)

March 5th Stalin Death day.

March 6th keichitsu day

March 10th Super Mar10 Day.

March 14th Pi day.

March 15th ides of March.

Also This forest is old as balls day.

March 16th Happy Madoka Timeline Reset Day

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

April 13. This day just pisses me off (meme)

April 14. Sinking of the Titanic.

April 25 Perfect Date.

April 30. It’s gonna be May.

Tuesday the 22nd. Varies month to month and year to year.

Someone balls day. Dont remember the date but I do remember seeing it a few times. Something about twitter.

June 25. Happy Yuri Day to all who celebrate.

June 28 Stonewall uprising.

July 8th Assassination of Abe Shinzo

July 11 Dashcon Memorial Day.

July 14. Man died eating Library Paste day.

July 17th. What a Night. (Mama Mia)

July 20th. Moon Landing

Spoopy season. Anywhere from March to March it seems sometimes. Yearly.

August 18th = their taking the hobbits to  Isengard day.

August 24th. National Knife day

August 30th, 2024 The Bell riots day.

September 1st Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom day.

September 2nd. You know I had to do em day.

September 21st = A day to remember

September 22nd Happy Hobbit Day! Happy Birthday Bilbo and Frodo Baggins!

September 23. Little Shop of Horror’s day.

September 24th. Gritty’s birthday. (September 24,2019)

September 25th Outpizza the hut kids birthday (September 24,2024)

October 3 (mean girls)

November 1st. 364 days till halloween

November 5 Detielputineelection Day.

Also Guy Fawkes day. AKA V for vendetta day.

November 10th. There’s a Circulatory system walking through the kitchen day.

November 14th. Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day.

November 16th Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s birthday.

December 20th assassination of Luis Carrero Blanco.

I know there are others. Help me out people.

Happy Friday Eve- Ant Man and the wasp quantumania was ok. 6/10 maybe a little more but there was a lot of cringe and sudden mood changes and “we’ll talk about it later” moments when they didn’t want to explain things. Kinda dc of them :/ anyways not enough ants and honestly at this point why don’t all of the suits have wings on them?

Alligators: sneaky as fuck