Today’s Card Is: A 3x5 Index Card

im starting a collection

The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

Tony Hawk was part of the British royal family. He and princess Diana were besties, he did skateboard tricks and made her laugh, but none of the other royals liked him, so when she died, he was excommunicated. He lost his country and his best friend and his home all at once.

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake