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i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

Please take good care of them!

lord the peasants are so loud today

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

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im great at texting

Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday

We can't register urls with the word staff in it anymore I wonder who's fault is this

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted