Boris Has Brought You A Pool Noodle

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laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

Out of curiosity rb and put in the tags how many fics come up when you type your last name into ao3. Apparently even though my last name is uncommon there's like 500

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

im like if roadkill was a girl