Sadie: Uncle Amos! I Need Your Help! I-

I can totally imagine Regulus being like this

Harry, jumping out of Regulus’ closet: BOO!

Regulus:

Harry:

Regulus:

Harry: *makes a sad face*

Regulus: Ahh Merlin you scared me!!

Reyna: Has anyone told you you're a little creepy?

Nico (hurt): No they haven't

Reyna: Good, I wasn't in the mood to kill anyone anyways

Nico: Hold that thought-

my main complaint with kotlc is just that it would be so much better if sophie was more of a menace

where is the great gulon incident pt 2 with miss f???

this girl went to american public school; she has it in her yet we have not seen her be enough of a pest at foxfire

SOPHIE PLEASE 🙏🙏

Percy, reading a fortune cookie: It says that if you kill a killer, the number of killers doesn't come down

Nico, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two

Hoping🤞

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Percy calls Poseidon dad, Nico calls Hades dad, but Jason calls Zeus/Jupiter 'father' and there is a difference and I'm not normal about it

Math tells us the saddest love stories

"Parallel lines were never meant to meet"

"Tangent lines only meet once and grow apart forever"

"Asymptotes get closer and closer but will never be together "