I Can’t Wait For John Dark Soul, John Bloodborne, John Sekiro, And John Elden Ring To Be In The Same

This is what I thing of when I hear SHAW

the creature

I feel like we like the “level up lady” because we need to be comforted and we feel like there’s no one to talk to but they get it. They understand the pain

Except dark souls 1, they are the definition of self love

I love giving incredibly animalistic monsters like posh English accents

Like imagine some of those bug creatures from Warhammer or Helldivers saying “oh great heaven I do believe that there are target over yonder, I do believe that we should go attack those fellows”

im crazy

Granddaughter

I love whenever I get some kills using Mantis and Dr Strange goes "Excellent form, dear Mantis!" And I'm like 😳🥹 blushes

Woah, a assassin, a mage, a knight, and a hawk-

(I am shot dead for even daring to make that joke

🦅

“God damn it Ghost, you Shawed up the cobblestone generator”

-Hornet

Little Ghost, what have you done?

OH MY GOD

I love how 90% of magic can be stopped by a counterspell

Gonna revive your party member? no you’re not counterspell

Gonna use insta-death? nope counterspell

Divine Skelton death blast? Guess what fucker

Feel like in any magic world where any form of counterspell exists it should be comically overpowered, but it isn’t

Like I wanna see a manga or show or something that’s “evil villain rules, the world because he exclusively use his counter magic”