Pray for me as well
Why you obsessed with monsters? I pray for you
yes! pray I get that monster dick.
Aww. I love this
What about Plants vs Zombies! Yuu or My little pony! Yuu?
(it's time to unlock some child nostalgia)
Hello! Iâll be doing the PvZ one âcause I donât think the magic of friendship can help Yuu here much.
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I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, PvZ!Yuu brainrot!
Yuu here is eccentric and a bit crazy. Yeah, theyâre manifesting Crazy Daveâs energy and also wearing the iconic saucepan helmet.
Thatâs just what happens when theyâve been stuck in a zombie apocalypse with no human contact for who knows how long and only have their mutant plants to accompany them as well as fight hordes after hordes of zombies every day.
One day they suddenly appeared in Twisted Wonderland and Yuu just takes it all in stride. Why? âCAUSE THEYâRE CRAAAZY!!!!! Kind of, anyway...
So, after some things happen that ended with Crowley dragging both Yuu and a bound Grim to the Mirror Chamber, the ceremony proceed to continue.
The students witness this weird person wearing a saucepan on their head and holding an empty plant potâwait, does that⌠does that pot have eyesâŚ?
Itâs⌠Itâs blinkingâŚ
Anyway, the mirror says that Yuu doesnât belong to any dormitory and the fire incident ensues.
Everything was in chaos and the next thing anyone knows, thereâs this blue plant thing with eyes on the previously empty plant pot that starts shooting blue projectiles at the cat that seem to slow it down until the fire settled down.
Yuu picks up Grim and smiles goofily at him but thereâs this look in their eyes that tells him they understand. Of the loneliness they feel, the fear of being alone, and the desire of wanting to be accepted.
They rub their cheek against Grim softly and says, âItâs okay, kitty. Youâre not alone, anymoreâŚâ
ââŚIâm not a catâŚâ
So, major crisis averted, the ceremony ends and the students go to their respective dorms.
Fast forward a little later and Yuu and Grim gets Ramshackle as their home after learning that they were from another world.
Yuu takes one look at Ramshackle and they already have multiple plans of filling it up with plants.
Just imagine being Crowley visiting Yuu and Grim the next day to tell them they need to clean the Main Plaza for their janitorial duty only to see a bunch of what looks to be sunflowers with faces planted in a neat row not far away, swaying gently and glowing lightly before a miniature sun pops out of them which Yuu grabs nonchalantly.
Grimâs there too, helping with catching the sunlight.
âWhat⌠exactly is happening here?â
âWeâre collecting sunlight.â
âOâŚkay⌠And why, may I ask?â
âIn case the zombies come and try to eat my brains!â
Crowley obviously never gets a proper answer so he just tells the duo of their job for today and goes on his way, still wondering where those sunflowers with faces even came from.
So anyway, the chandelier falling event happens and the single braincell group gets sent to the mines to get a magic crystal.
The Dwarf Mineâs monsterâs pretty durable and even after being crushed under the weight of Deuceâs summoned cauldrons, it could still move.
So Yuu did the most reasonable thing they could think of and planted a Doom-shroom next to the monster.
Grim becomes curious of it since he was briefly informed by Yuu of what the plants they have can do but he doesnât exactly know their specific abilities.
âHenchuman! Is that a mushroom? Why is it sleeping? What does it do?â
âTheyâre sleeping because theyâre nocturnal! As for what they can do, wellâŚâ
Grim just watches Yuu break out into a crazy smile before tapping the mushroom with what seems to be a coffee bean.
Yuu then proceeds to scoop up Grim and lock their arms around Deuce and Aceâs own before dragging them all away.
Grim, Ace, and Deuce sees the plant wake up and then just⌠explodes.
They watch in horrified fascination at the place the Doom-shroom used to be and the massive crater that decided to take its place.
âHeh⌠boomâŚâ Was all Yuu said, chuckling lightly to themselves.
So anyway Grim, Ace, and Deuce banned Yuu from planting the shroom unless they really, really had a good reason to do so.
Speaking of Doom-shroom, Yuu may be slightly crazy but theyâre not crazy enough to ever give or even let Jade learn of Doom-shroomâs existence.
Or Hypno-shroom, for that matter, because who knows how many people theyâd force into a contract if they ever used it.
So anyway, Yuu and Grim become students of NRC and people get to know Yuu as that weird person who always carry around a usually empty plant pot that had eyes and seemed to be sentient.
They also sometimes speak in grumbles and gibberish which confuses others most often than not but they eventually realizes that Yuuâs a good person who likes to help others.
Anyway, every time Floyd sees Yuu, he tries to squeeze them.
If Yuu canât escape in time from Floydâs grasp, they always plant a Chomper in their pot which proceeds to bite Floydâs head. That was all it does, though. It doesnât hurt Floyd or anything. Floyd just finds the plantâs attempt at eating him funny which makes his hold on Yuu loose enough for them to escape.
Also, aside from Doom-shroom and Hypno-shroom, Yuuâs willing enough to show Jade the rest of the mushroom plants.
Jadeâs favorite is the Scaredy-shroom. He just finds it cute whenever they try to hide from him.
Anyway, I imagine the pult plantsâ âammoâ can be eaten. Imagine Ruggie befriending a bunch of these and the plants just lets Ruggie take some of their âammoâ to bring back with him. Infinite food strats, my friends. Ruggieâs gonna go places.
Also, thereâs Marigold but the questions is, would Marigold produce Twisted Wonderlandâs currency or the currency from Yuuâs world?
âI donât want to destroy this placeâs economy⌠Iâm not that crazy.â, says Yuu.
Also, the overblotâŚ
Imagine Yuu planting a Repeater on the pot and whoever overblotted mocks them because what can a piece of pea do to them?
Cue Repeater turning into a Gatling Pea.
Additionally, Cob Cannons. Hecc, even a simple Cherry Bomb can do the job and knock the overblot boys out in an instant. The Doom-shroom is still banned as usual, though.
Yuu literally has access to military-grade firepower, everyone should fear them. Well, assuming they have enough sunlight, that is, but that doesnât seem to be a problem for them.
Imagine Deuce and Ace entering Yuuâs Zen Garden and sees a heccing Doom-shroom there, completely awake.
After the initial panic, they soon find out from Grim that it can actually choose whether to detonate itself or not which makes them significantly relax since there wasnât any danger of it blowing up anytime soon, right? Right?
Yuu planting Planterns all over Ramshackle to save on electricity bills.
Wait, does Ramshackle even have working electricity? Or does it use magic?
Yuu gave Epel a Cattail on a pot one time.
Epel was a bit offended because he thought Yuu was mocking him for being cute-looking.
Yuu: âYou remind me of a Cattail. Cute-â
Epel: *offended noise*
Yuu: â-and also very deadly.
Epel: :0
Epel then finds out that Cattail can shoot sharp projectiles out of their tail that homes in on people or things they considered as an enemy. It instantly became his favorite plant.
Epel was very confused when the cat-looking plant started barking, though.
Yuu gives others plants if they know the others wonât use it for nefarious reasons. Theyâd know if they did and it would be extremely easy to take the plant away from them without the otherâs knowledge.
When Yuu finds out about Silverâs tendency to sleep a lot, they were very curious if their Coffee Bean would work on him.
Lilia walking in on the sight of Yuu lightly tapping the Coffee Bean in their hand against sleeping Silverâs face. He has pictures.
Sadly, the Coffee Bean does not work.
Yuu asks Silver if they want to take a bite out of the Coffee Bean to see if itâd help him stay awake but Silver refused because he didnât really have the heart to take a bite out of the bean, especially when it was looking at him with wide eyes and a smile on its little bean face.
Yuu and Grim talking one night and Yuu casually says,
âYou know Grim. I like it very much in this place. It has humans in it and no zombies. The zombies in my world arenât really friendly and they keep trying to eat my brain but I need my brain so I donât let them.â
ââŚYour world has what now?â
Rest in fucking pieces
Imagine teasing a horny demon in heat inside of a salt circle, stripping for him before masturbating oh so close to him. Youâre literally just out of his reach while heâs panting and shaking and growling the ways heâs gonna break you and breed you and make you beg for mercy
And then you accidentally break the salt circle
I feel like the reason he closes his eyes is because he's seen too much LMAOAOAO
The one, the only, Satou at different stages of his life.
I'M SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF
Fresh college graduate | After getting that job
TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul
fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so iâm combining it with my other favorite thing rn
Thereâs some old links floating around. This is the true masterlist link!
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Like how the corgi keeps checking back to make sure he still has horsy
(Note; tits can also refer to pecs, aight? Cool. Iâm doing this out of boredom because my brain wonât let me write properly. So just, have this trash-)
Slashers
Michael Myers(OG): Thighs
Michael Myers(RZ): Thighs & Ass
Jason Voorhees: Face
Bubba Sawyer: Ass
Thomas Hewitt: Boobs & Face
Brahms Heelshire: Boobs
Bo Sinclair: Tits & Ass
Vincent Sinclair: Tits & Face
Lester Sinclair: Tits & Thighs
Billy Lenz: Yes.
Pyramid Head: Face
Dead By Daylight
Danny Johnson: Face & Tits
Evan MacMillan: Ass
Max Thompson Jr.: Thighs
Philip Ojomo: Face
Anna: Thighs
Frank Moorison: Tits
Joey: Tits & Thighs
Julie: Ass
Caleb Quinn: Tits
Kazan Yamaoka: Face & Ass
Herman Carter: Face
Amanda Young: Ass & Tits
Carmina Mora: None of the above.
Our Life; Beginnings & Always
Cove Holden: Out of the four, face & thighs
Derek Suarez: Ass & Face (this is canon)
Baxter Ward: Ass
Jokes on you I just finished a chapter
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
I NEEDED THIS SM
i have a little collection of websites i tend to use for coming up with ideas, naming people or places, keeping clear visuals or logistics, writing basics about places i've never been to, and so on. i tend to do a lot of research, but sometimes you just need quick references, right? so i thought i'd share some of them!
Behind the Name; good for name meanings but also just random name ideas, regardless of meanings.
Fantasy Name Generator; this link goes to the town name generator, which i use most, but there are lots of silly/fun/good inspo generators on there!
Age Calculator; for remembering how old characters are in Y month in Z year. i use this constantly.
Height Comparison; i love this for the height visuals; does character A come up to character B's shoulder? are they a head taller? what does that look like, height-wise? the chart feature is great!
Child Development Guide; what can a (neurotypical, average) 5-year-old do at that age? this is a super handy quickguide for that, with the obviously huge caveat that children develop at different paces and this is not comprehensive or accurate for every child ever. i like it as a starting point, though!
Weather Spark; good for average temperatures and weather checking!
Green's Dictionary of Slang; good for looking up "would x say this?" or "what does this phrase mean in this context?" i love the timeline because it shows when the phrase was historically in use. this is english only, though; i dig a little harder for resources like this in other languages.