Me: Chilling And Thinking About My SMP Headcanons For Bad.

I second this, I feel like I’ve been punched in the throat

this pride month was so fucjed up can i get a redo

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

I was thinking about the Mechanisms and I came to a startling discovery.

Every time the Toy Soldier gets thrown out of the airlock it just reappears a few moments later.

The Toy Soldier has the power stance of ‘mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox’ with the energy of ‘mom I threw up’

Here’s 6 and 7!

So about the new DSMP stuff-

Sure it’d be cool for an amazing tale of how democracy and order can flourish no matter what but that’s not the point, neither is Tubbo being the villain that will never learn.

Tubbo and Tommy are in-character and out-of-character, minors. C!Tubbo has had the weight of the world thrust upon them and they feel like it’s their job to fix everything, much like with C!Tommy. Tubbo, at the heart of it all, wants to keep people safe.

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

It’s been an honor serving with you, Rest In Peace commander.

Rest in Peace, Commander….

You can fill that void, here is how.

Day 20, Elias.

I can imagine he said this to Jon at some point about Gertrude.

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.