IS THAT PIGGY...

me when im trying to make a spam account so that i won't flood my account 🙏🙏🙏🙏

this post rn

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////< 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad* 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait! 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES* 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333 

Ralph: *le face palm* 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/ 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

yknow sometimes i wish i didn't exist because i feel like every interaction i am doing too much. maybe i should genuinely shut up by now holy moly how are people tolerating me at this point. i wish i could be actually normal. i genuinely wish i was.

i wish i could have just shut up.

MY KING IS BACK??????!?!?!

"Is there a force that created you? What was the reason why you were created? There has to be a reason for you to be out to get children.."

-Boat (@askboat)

Force? Dear, we have already existed as soon as your ancestor bit the apple! Ever since animals like you and the creatures that made me up even breathed on this barren earth, we already existed! In fact, we are one of the emotions you have named! Do you want to play a guessing game? Here's a hint: It starts with an f.

We aren't just out for children. You just so happened to land in OUR island. No exceptions. Ever since you crashed into our domain, it was already bound for us to seep in. How many times are we supposed to spoonfeed you such information until you vomit it all out?

Don't blame us for doing the very thing we are made to be! It will only make you look stupider.

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

i KNEW this was coming ever since pope francis died. we are nearing our end boys

the trump administration is not beating the antichrist allegations

one day

Bro this is NOT Richards mod

It's 2 days actually

WHO MENTIONED NORMAN TO GOLDING BRO 😭😭😭 WE'RE COOKED

GOLDING HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NORMAN ALEXANDER??? WHY DID YOU HIDE HIM FROM THE MANUSCRIPTS I AM CURIOUS.........

What are you screaming about?

i did what was right.

WARNING FOR : S3XU@LI$IMG MINORS, HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM (PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Please block and report him, he’s sexualised minors, harassed minors, said racist sexist and homophobic comments about minors/and adults

He harasses people in multiple communities, pjo kingdom hearts and tlotf mostly

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