Sure Was Nice Of Albo To Give Us A Long Weekend On This, The Upcoming Anniversary Of The Death Of Meatloaf’s

Long before internet memes, there was Morris the Cat, the advertising mascot for 9Lives brand cat food, appearing on its packaging and in many of its television commercials since the 1970s. This particular appearance was on a 1986 calendar titled “Morris, A Cat For Our Times” that featured several pieces of technology. Find out more here…

i rly love when people develop a lil extra roll in between their chest and belly as they gain weight bc it’s like your body didn’t know what to do with the weight so here, have an extra roll

i fucking love fanfiction cuz ppl’ll be like “he would not fucking say that” and others’ll be like “okay but he would fucking say that” and i’m sitting here from a throne of half truths and half lies and all manic glee like “oh but he needs to fucking say that cuz how else will i traumatize this babygirl?”