Mrs-mayonnais3 - ♡Tilly!✧

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

ONCE A YEAR Y'ALL

LOOK FOR THE ULTRA RARE SHINY GOOSE

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

In the school cafeteria did you ever moisten paper napkins and throw them to the ceiling where they stuck almost for forever?

Oh yeah!

No, what miscreant would do that? ; )

Never heard of that. (Maybe you need to try it sometime? lol)

No, but I used something else. Leave "what" in the tags.

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In my experience people actually go insane about fat tummy all the time but are afraid to publicly express it so you have to do it for them. Anyways reblog if you would make out with someone’s fat tummy, want someone to make out with your tummy, or if you think the united states needs to violently topple their two party liberal democracy if it wants any hope of progressing further left of neoliberal capitalism