This Kid Is 14 Oh My God Is No One Teaching Children To Protect Themselves Online Anymore…

job interviewer: what would you describe as your biggest weakness?

me: oh fake relationship au for sure

Me, who just got a novel idea instead of a fanfiction idea:

Some guy just came into my church while I was ushering and handed us like 5 bags of Panera bread then promptly left and honestly I strive to be as mysterious and chaotic as bread man

Bruh I just got a message from a random (she texted the wrong number aka mine) number and then she asked if I wanted to see her nudes and she sent them so now I refuse to open my message app someone help how do I block someone it’s been years????

you’ll never guess what anakin skywalker and alec hardy have in common…

okay but who’s gonna tell us if there's a store called Delaware??? Like...is there?

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Tried water color for the first time in like 100 years. Tbh I like the sketch better

I just want someone to draw rex with freckles everywhere in a sunflower field with the glowing morning light hitting his face, is that too much to ask?

Sometimes I regret telling my friend about my tumblr account because I’m probably going to post fan fiction on here and I don’t need him making fun of me for that lol

Is this me, releasing art for a foxiyo grey Jedi fan fiction that I haven’t even started? Of course not! Why would you think that? I never procrastinate on work! NEVER!