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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

"Journeys end in lovers’ meetings", from the BSJ Spring 2013 issue

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@cactisays <3

lighting our red string of fate on fire to see what material it's made out of. practicing sheep shank knots with our red string of fate. weaving a basketball hoop's net with it and slam dunking our relationship through it. tying a macrame hammock with it for us to sleep outside under a tree in. dragging you around through a county fair by the red string. hello

My genuine favorite genre of podcast is British guys not having a good time

@cactisays I feel attacked

I don't know what this is but I'm tossing it out to the universe now

you can pinpoint exactly when I gave up on drawing this comic