I Feel Like I've Seen This Person Somewhere Before

Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

sherlock and jonk

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

@cactisays I thought you might appreciate this

Jeeves and Wooster referencing Sherlock Holmes:

+ Bonus Raffles

i can't believe arthur conan doyle wrote this scene

Unhinged

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

im eepy so theyre also eepy now

@cactisays I'm not sure where these people got a video of us

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND