Neil My Dude, After Showing My Mother Season One Of Good Omens And My Dad Seeing A Bit Of It I Mentioned

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

One of the fan translation lines that lives rent-free in my head.

They issue this to all batmen if I remember right

ig: slightly_teddy

snuggles

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

Who else thinks Kwazii would do this?

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.