X / Raymond Carver

This is your cue to draw your friends as what they’d look like if they lived in bill ciphers home dimension (not pictured is me as a kite shape)

I EMBROIDERED FISH ON MY SHIRT

Don't know if you've gotten this question before, but why did Bhaal throw DU Drow into the Underdark and make him look like... well, a drow (even though he's obviously Not)?

Is there any particular "lore" reason for that or was it just an aesthetic decision you made on a whim in character creation?

I feel like this question can be more accurately answered not by character lore, but by a dramatization of the real life events that took place sometime in late 2023:

"Oh boy here I go play this Totally Legal Copy of the video game Balder Gates 3, but for only exactly the amount of time that it takes until I can find and pet a talking cat, and not a minute longer."

"Okay this must be the Custom Character option since it's the only one that allows me to edit my little guy."

"Nah man I'm in a rush to pet some kitties. Pass."

"Now this dragon they randomized for me is pretty neat but where's the Cool Evil Elf."

"Can I super-size it"

"Oh hell yeah."

"Since I'm not a nerd I better pick the most bone-headed class possible or I will never pet those damn cats."

"I mean the face and hair are fine but this Evil Elf isn't looking very evil to me."

"Much better"

"🤷"

"There I am in some... Weird Scorn-like contraption. Man that outfit is bad, I'm taking that off immediately."

".....Huh."

"I feel like I may have skipped past something important."

"Oh I have the funniest little pout though. Man I can't WAIT to talk to some cats."

Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends

dog.

they don't end up keeping it after phil explains that it's bad for the dog to be taken from the wild

ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"

there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.

idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.

YES he says that he is intimidating serious adult with a job, very very grown-up very serious— and then— and then he just takes all the shinies bc "i need this, yep, really need this"

I like the fact that when Vast is going through chests and stuff, he only takes the shiny things. Like the magpie he is.

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