Sticky Hand Wall Update

The true measure of evil in Tolkien's work is how much the character disrespects or hates trees.

Sylph & Ava about Vast and his crop top

wings are a thot trait

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

Astarion’s simple plan

Bilbo at the start of The Hobbit: I am a Respectable Gentlehobbit.

Bilbo at the start of LotR: I am a Menace To Society. >:3

War of the Rohirrim spoilers:

I understand that Hama had to die. I do. I understand that he absolutely had to die in the specific the way that he did, because Hama as a character represents the valor and honor of the people of Rohan (exemplified in his mastery of song, which is how those values are upheld in the community and passed along to the next generation), and Wulf, who rejects these values, had to kill him in a dishonorable way to represent his attempt to destroy the values of the Eorlingas and prove that valor and honor are worthless. And I understand that Hama’s instrument being passed to others represents that that valor and honor did not die with him, and could not be destroyed by Wulf. I understand this! I do! But also, have you considered: it made me sad

This was marked as possibly adult content for me

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

A feral parrot

who is icarus morningstar? (wrong answers only)

Let's give this another go.

Close ups!

The background!

(24th of January 2022)