​y'all Ever Wonder Why People Aren’t Just Like. Nice To Each Other

James: What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

Remus: Next time I transform, I'm going to try to bite you.

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

He finally figured out the formula guys (ft normal friend behavior)

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

Molly: Spellcasters hate this fact, but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component, it’s literally more effective than a counter spell

Molly: this also works by pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somatic components

Molly: Basically, if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall, the spellcaster can’t do anything

Fjord:

Fjord: and might I ask how you discovered this?

Caleb, very red: *takes a step backward*

Regulus has an angry little cat called Augustus and it fucking hates Sirius

For no reason

It will sit in the doorway and glare at him whenever he comes around

It loves everyone else but it has some really random hatred for Sirius specifically and nobody can figure out why but regulus doesn't care enough to try and resolve the issue

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 3, i do not intend to stop

*three hunters at night*

Legolas: i love you Gimli

Gimli: yeah, i love you too

*silence*

Legolas: we both love you as well, Estel

Aragorn: thanks, i was starting to feel left out

— — — —

Bard: you know, i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake

Thranduil, stirring his coffee with passion: i PREFERE it with salt

— — — —

Pippin, excited: hey Boromir, we made you a friendship bracelet!

Merry, also excited: *showing boromir a very ugly, yet made with love bracelet*

Boromir: Yeah, you know… i’m not really jewellery person…

Pippin: oh… it’s okay…

Merry: it’s fine, you don’t have to wear it…

Boromir: No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.

— — — —

Legolas: whoops-

Aragorn: whoops? WHOOPS? We are far past the ‘whoops’ situation! ‘Whoops’ is but a distant speck in the review mirror! We are firmly in the ‘oh fuck’ territory and i expect you to ACT LIKE IT!!

Sirius and Regulus arguing Part 3

Sirius: You're a momma's (referring to Effie) boy

Regulus: You're a selfish prick

Sirius: You're an entitled princess

Regulus: You're old

Sirius: *Offended laughter* You wanna go there? Alright. You're short!

Regulus: (ಠᗝಠ)

Sirius: ( •̀ᴗ•́ )

Regulus: REMUS LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU!!

Sirius: