I absolutely love how Gaverin gave Vast quick gender guide, the bound is bounding (probably not hardest, but so far one of myfavorite moments)
Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)
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His name is Sherbert
Rabbit sized Bunnyblade riding a hound into battle. Adversaries laughing until they learn to fear the bunny.
He is three years old and yearns for blood carrots. Philza promises both to him.
Philza gets captured and manages to send a secret distress message. Technoblade comes and beats everyone up, but doesn't kill them. Philza is still caged.
Technoblade demands more carrots before he opens Phil's cage. Phil tells him he doesn't have any on him. Technoblade leaves him there.
Luckily, with his captors wounded, Philza is able to escape on his own. He immediately sets up a "Philza Ransom Fund" which is just an additional fund that Technoblade can only access if he rescues Philza from being captured.
Technoblade starts throwing Philza at enemies in the hope he gets caught so Technoblade can get the Rescue Phil award.
Philza has to then stipulate that Techno can't have the Rescue Fund if its his damn fault Phil got captured in the first place.
Technoblade is unamused.
Losing it at all of this qdsuiqjkljkdqj that's so fucking funny.
Techno is going to have a field day trying to find some sort of loophole of a situation he can put Phil in that is subtle enough it can't be traced to him but also dire enough to make him legible for the Rescue Phil fund.
Don't stop him Phil, this is bunny enrichment!
Every Sherbert needs a Rae and I cry over the fact that not every Sherbert got a Rae <3
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
kindergarten
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawnshop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
windmill
wishing well
wizard tower
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dog.
they don't end up keeping it after phil explains that it's bad for the dog to be taken from the wild
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