Purse Dog/guard Dog Bf

⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required

(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)

fem fantasy bkdk

*casually moves your hair to the side and kisses your neck*

you mean so much to me babygirl

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do