Everything Is Gender Neutral If You're Not Weird About It

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

HELLBOY (2004) dir. guillermo del toro

fuck it we ball

sometimes ur only closure is knowing that u had a good intentions & a good heart

they're getting married! (only for the tax benefits, ofc)

noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴

this is gonna ruin the tour