My Mom's Other Favorite Line Was "Who Wants To Get Slapped First?"

— Nitya Prakash

mesmerized 💡

⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

enough small talk, tell me all the weird stuff you’re into.

Pick the most extreme option, eg if all three yeses apply, pick the third one

and I mean human body obviously

Any demographics or stories you wanna add in the tags I’m 👀 at but you don’t gotta

mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required

(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)