As Someone Working The Election, This Is 100% True.

this needs to be archived in american history

at least patrick stump is real. at least we have that in this godforsaken world

im dying violently

Sorry I think it's so funny when fall out boy makes really mean sex jokes in their first album. "I have seen sinking ships go down with more grace than you" OK Peter you have said on public record that you don't like eating girls out I'm sure the feeling was mutual

I just thought about mcr summer

I’m not the type of guy to say I was born in the wrong generation but

it's the same still too lol!!!!!

we should only fight to the death if the weapons are croquet mallets :D

OMG HAIIII!!!!! We both have colin gray pfps XD and we both like mcr you're so kewl!!! okay byeee have a great day :p

WHAT BRO. YOUUU JUMSPACRWD ME I SAW UE PFP B4 I READ THE ASK AND I WAS SCAREDDDDD

i think this means we fight to the death now :3

alos tysm!!!! i hope u have a great fay 2!! :33

frank answering his phone by saying ‘what up girlie where you at’ is my #1 favorite thing this man has ever done

y'all don't fuck with the ' im so dirty babe ' line in i never told you what i do for a living like i do

happy (late) birthday mr stump