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Don't tell Scp 049

Day 3

035, 106, 076, and 079 have found themselves in the foundation gym, they decided to mess around with the equipment out of boredom. 076 however thought it would be fun to see who could run 3 miles in just under 10 minutes. The mask willing to take Able up on that offer went first. 079 was keeping track of both miles passed and time.

035: *using an exercises bike* *out of breath* Where we at?

079: *has appeared in one of the gym T.Vs* *beeps* 0.7 miles. Time 1.45 minutes.

076: *groans* speed up faster mask! You'll never make it!

106: Ya come on! I thought you said you could make your host run as a fast as you want?

035: well I'm also decaying at the same time now aren't I!!!

076: *pulls out a megaphone amd puts it close to the mask's ear* three mile mask! Three miles Mask!

079: *beeps* 2 minutes 035.

079: Speed up faster maggot!!!

035: I'M TRYING B@#$!!!

106: *sitting by 035* ... *looks over at 035 with a smug grin on his face* Should we get food? What kind of food do you want-

035: shut up!

106: Oh! What if we-

035: OH GOD STOP TALKING TO MEE!!

106: oh! I have an idea! What if I snuck into the foundation dinning hall and we got some hotdogs?

035: AAAAAAAH!!!

5 minutes in

076: *checks the time on 079* Heh, your actually doing good for a mask. Your actually almost there.

035: *heavy breathing and keeps pedaling faster*

076: your breathing is getting better too.

035: *ignores and keeps going*

106: ... hehe. Hey Able I don't think he heard you- *grabs the megaphone and put it next to 035's ear* 035 your breathing is-

035: *smacks the megaphone away* I WILL F@#$ING KILL YOU!!!

076: *chuckles* Haha!

9 minutes in.

106: *still holding the megaphone* Oasis... Oasis... Oasis...

035: *Getting even more annoyed*

106: ... Oasissss-

079: *beeps* time. Total. *beeps* 9.13 min-

035: F@#$ING @$$HOLE!!!

106: What!? 035 you got 9.13!

035: AAAAH! *headbutts the wall*

4 minutes after.

106: ...

076: *arms crossed*

035: *has a bandage over a crack in the forehead part of his mask* I am sorry. I didn't mean to get mad. The pre-workout got me all hopped up, then there's the stain on 049's room carpet, the 05 councils's expectancies-

106: mhm.

035: the standards are pretty high.

079: *shifts the security camra to behind 035*

There is a midsized hole in the wall that 035 had created with his headbutt.

035: the stress just really got to me. And I'm sorry.

106: it's fine.

035: good, good... alright! *claps his hands together* Able your turn!

076: Heh! I'll show you all how a real warrior runs! *gets on the bike*

1 minute later.

The hole that 035 had made was now a much bigger hole that has breached through the other side of the wall, hitting and knocking out one of the unfortunate researchers stand unknowingly in the line of fire. The back wheel on the exercise bike had completely flew off, as it was unable to handle Able's speed and strength. The alarms blared through the site as the group of anomalies stared at the now massive hole in the wall.

106: ...

076: ...

035: ...

079: ...

076: ... Don't tell the bird-man?

035 and 106: Don't tell doc.

079: *beeps* agreed. *dispears off the monitor*

106: *disappears through the floor*

035: *books it out the door*

076: *jumps out the nearest Window*

Don't tell scp 049

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Hi, just wanted to say. I love reading you're Assassin creed stories. They're fun to read (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

Hey! I'm glad you enjoy the content 😁👍🏼 I hope to share more stories in the future

I know It's been so long...

since the last I've actually posted on Tumblr.

Yes, that was a FNaF reference. Despite not using this account much other than to look at other people's works. And posting art once in a blue moon. I still hope you guys enjoy the old Assassin's Creed content and some of my original content. I can assure you I am far from done with my Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages AU nor my Originals. Maybe someday I will post something again. But until then, I hope you guys have a Merry Christmas 👍🏼 and stay safe out there

🌙👌🏼

Rate dog I found?

came up to me and let me pet it but tried to bite my sibling…tbh that’s an automatic 100/10 for me 😭

I'd have to agree 👍🏼 a must-have pet in my book! A very cute looking dog as well! 100/10 for me too! 🌙

(My laptop is gating repairs, so no drawing images at the moment)

Jacob and his Rooks rob a corner store 💰🦅

Check out my TikTok page

... I have no explanation for this...

I REGRET NOTHING!

Leonardo da Vinci from AC as Charles Calvin from The Henry Stickmin collection

I don't know why, but I can see them becoming good friends, Charles and Leonardo making plans for henry and Ezio =D

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN!!!

I shall poke you with a knife until it tickles!

Sorry, I'm 70% light in this form.

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

Bliant Lavandel

(click image to see better cause tumblr be that way)

My plague doctor brain rot has yet to end-

So untill then expect to see more of this beautiful plague queen and her talking staff!

The one above has Blaint with a more colorful background and one below without.

Hope you like it 😎👌

PLUSHIES!!!!

☕💀🦅

Wow you people actually like the last post I made about the assassin's creed characters being the boys from joshdub's YouTube page and it has the most likes I have ever seen so taking it as an indication you people want more of this I will deliver so here you go!

Somewhere in the north of the Pacific Ocean. Ezio, Desmond, Altair, and Connor were lost at sea on a raff that was just barely able to hold all four of them. Altair was tied to a wooden pole in the middle of the raft as to prevent him from drowning in the water. Desmond sat at the edge of the raft with his feet in the water. Ezio and connor were both holding on to one side of the raft in the water to keep it from drifting off track. they had been a drift for about 2 hours, spirits were already at a low as to their rescue when ezio had an idea to get them back up again.

Ezio: *starts humming the mighty jungle* in the ocean the mighty ocean the... Italian swims to night~🎶

*Light chuckling can be heard from the others*

Ezio: in the ocean~🎶

Connor joins in: the mighty ocean the Italian swims to night~🎶

Ezio, connor, and Desmond: in the Ocean the mighty ocean THE ITALIAN SWIMS TONEAUGHT~🎶

Desmond and connor: Yaaa~🎶

Altair: Ba heeeheee heee~🎶

Ezio: spaghetti al pomodoro~🎶

*everyone starts laughing while Altair just chuckles*

In Abstratego's office building elevator.

Jacob: *doing the orange justice dance* no no don't touch me there. this is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎶

*elevator door opens*

*Maxwell, shay, Haytham are standing there with their swords and guns up at Jacob*

Jacob: no no-

Jacob: .... No no don't-

*Maxwell tries to pull Jacob out of the elevator but Jacob jerks back into the elevator*

Jacob: Whoa whoa whoa! I am sick of you disrespecting my NO NO SQUARE!! this elevator! is my no no square.

Jacob: *pushes button to the first floor*

*door closes*

Jacob: no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎶

Maxwell, shay and Haytham are left standing there confused and slightly disturbed.

Now in space for some reason...

Desmond: now that we're in space we should be safe from the virus.

Shaun: hey Desmond somethings wrong with the wifi it's not working.

Desmond: what you...

*Everyone sees Jacob playing on his tablet*

Jacob: yay now with this wifi I can get all~ the battle passes.

Desmond: *grabs Jacob's tablet and Yeats it to the other side of the room*

Jacob: MY BATTLE PASS!!

*Jacob runs over to the other side of the room to get it*

Desmond: which one of you idiots gave him the wifi password? What was the wifi password?

Altair: I thought it was hide your kids, hide your wifi?

Desmond: *snickers*

Shaun: wait Ezio weren't you in charge of the wifi password for the ship?

Ezio: ya I thought it was *Italian gibberish* 695?

Desmond: what does that translate to?

Ezio: it doesn't...

Desmond: I distinctly remember it was Shaun's job to come up with the password.

Shaun: ok yes it was my job to set up the wifi password. When I was setting it up Jacob may or may not have looked over my shoulder when I was setting it up, but the password was-

jacob: *tablet in had* JACOB SUCKS 69!!! HAHAHAHA! HEEHEEE!

*Jacob rund out of the room while playing fortnite on the tablet*

Altair: Jacob get back here!

Desmond, shaun and ezio: Jacob!!

Jacob: I'm going to buy the battle pass~!

Desmond: Jacob get your @$$ back here!

Jacob: IM IN SECOND CIRCLE BOYS! just 32 people left! I'm going to get a victory royal!!

*they catch up to Jacob and they fight over the tablet and get it away from Jacob's hands*

Jacob: NOO MY BATTLE PASS!!!

Desmond: this hurts me more then it hurts you Jacob. Tase him!!

Altair: *tases Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAAH!

3 minutes of tasing later

Desmond: he's going to be out for a bit. He's going to be perfectly-

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!!

*Altair starts shooting at Jacob some a lot*

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!

Everyone: WHOA!

*Ezio and sean try to pull him away for Jacob*

Ezio: stop!!

Shaun: CALM DOWN Altair!!

Desmond: CHILL OUT DUDE!!!

*shaun and Ezio had both Altair's arms and push him against a wall as they yell and scream at Altair trying to get him to stop*

Altair: He is resisting!

Desmond: hold him back guys! hold him back!

Altair: He's resisting... *sobs* he's resisting... *sobs*

Desmond: Altair?

Altair: *sobs*

Shaun: Altair what's wrong?

Altair: *takes deep breaths in and out while still sobbing a bit*

Altair: I can't help it, when I see someone just... RESISTING... it just reminds me of my childhood...

Desmond: hey it's ok Altair.

Ezio: just relax.

Shaun: you'll be ok.

*Jacob wakes up*

Jacob: g-guys guys!

Ezio: Jacob!

Desmond: Jacob?

Jacob: Whoa! Whys he crying?

*Silence for a moment*

Altair charges at Jacob at full force.

Desmond, ezio, Shaun: NO NO ALTAIR! STOP!

Jacob: whoa Altair we can play together! Look it's two player. *shows tablet*

Altair: *pulls out gun and starts shooting at Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAH! NOT AGAIN AAAAAH!!

Desmond: NO!

Ezio: ALTAIR STOP!!

2 minutes of shooting later

Desmond: oh no you just shot him like 500 times! Does anyone know CPR?

Everyone: ....

Ezio: Ah no...

Ok look I know nobody asked for more of this.... I was bord... have fun with more of this dumb stuff 👌