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Crazy, I was crazy once

crazy? I was crazy once

What’s your personal favourite “end” for the scp universe, personally I love the 001 proposal “worlds gone beautiful” and I’m curious to hear your thoughts!

Also one of the recent SCP Explained released a video about the scarlet king being defeated by scp-999 through the use of scp-914 the "Clockworks" and spoiler: scp-999 defeats the scarlet king but swallows the whole world within it's slime like Mr. frundles from Rick and Morty, using it's amplified powers to pretty much end the world using the power of it's love and joy. Honestly, best way to go out in my book!

Do you ever just go down a rabbit hole of stories, that seem like they intertwine with one another, but some are actually separate stories of their own and also have other parts to these said other stories that also intertwine in such a chaotic- what part goes where moment- and the said first story you read also has separate parts of it's own, but those stories, including said first one you read just so happen to end on cliffhangers that you know will never. Be finshed- so you're just left in a pile of your own confusion around 1 am at night, thinking till 2 am- on a school night by the way; about those said stories and are like- "Wow! those were amazing, I sure do hope maybe there's a silm chance that they might some day finsh those said stories", and then you think... "ya, no, probably not", then you finally tell yourself that you should actually go to bed now and sleep, but find yourself finding just one more story, and that story is just so happens to be a one part compolete story and think- "Huh, a finshed part one story, cool! But I really should sleep-" but find yourself reading half way through it and your like- "oh this is so nice- oh wow! this is so nice!", and then get to the towards the quarter end and your like- "this is really sad and depressing.", but then at the end your like- "Wow! what a good happy ending! But f@#$ that guy inparticular that just beat the near life out the main character.", and now it's 3:35 am and your slowly realize that you have to get up around 6 am in the morning for school, and then you have a hard time sleeping till you finally do some time around 3:56 am?

. . .

No, just me?

Anyway sorry about the rant I just made, but I felt like I needed to get that off my chest.

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Anyway go check out that said rabbit hole on the:

SCP Wiki Tales Hub

And get your free midnight migraine that I just had gone through not 17 hours and 31 minutes ago from the time I post this.

But for real 049 bro is like my favorite SCP 😎👌 credits to the one who made SCP 049

SCP 049 Wiki page here

Dr. ■■■■: *walks into 035's chamber* ok 035 let's begin your- ... what the [REDACTED]?

035: *wearing a gamer headset, and is playing minecraft on an old computer* *turns around to Dr.■■■■* ...

Dr. ■■■■: ... I-

035: GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

079: *switches screen* *whirl sound* *beeps* pls help me.

Dr.■■■■: . . .

Memento mori

(Remember death)

Unus Annus

(One year)

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This is our finale goodbye...

(I might draw a better one later)

goodbye Unus Annus you gave us the best year that you could ever give us

#we were here

aeiou

Why...

Was in the mood for steam punk style ⚙️

Really proud of this not gonna lie might draw her some time later 😁

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yo what if. picrew chain. please don’t let this flop

tagging @thelatinlibrarian @ace-of-sqates @dreams-of-music-and-mayhem @thereallvrb0y + @ anyone who wants to

no pressure

Question, have you read a fic call Run Desmond Run? It's a time trial fic. Mix with Assassin and Star war!!?

Never read something this awesome and confusing in my life!

A perfect dragon soul Rouge

DND

Man I was lazy with the background 😅... so heres one with out a background

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye pt.2

The whole family was watching an action car movie (it's all about family). Everyone sat in the living room together, some on the couch and some on the floor, Jacob sat next to Evie by the armrest of the couch as the movie went on with out any issues, it was then that Jacob, thought of the most random thoughts ever.

Desmond: *eating popcorn*

Jacob: . . . Popcorn is just explosions frozen in time for you to eat.

Desmond: *stops eating his popcorn*

...

Everyone: ...

Evie: *hard sighs* brother... pls...

Altair: *clenched teeth* ... not... today... Frye...

Ezio: is this what I missed when I wasn't at the dinner table last week?

Shaun: lucky you, yes. Not so lucky now though...

Jacob: Did you know, dinosaurs were more closely related to birds... so... since our creed's mascot is an eagle-

Malik: don't you dare Jacob-

Jacob: and if we were all from the prehistoric times-

Desmond: Jacob-

Jacob: *smug grin* Doesn't that make us-

Evie: Jacob I swear to god don't-

Jacob: Dinosaurs Creed! *wheezes*

Edward: HAHA!!! *wheezes* yes! That is exactly what we are!

Altair: no! No, we are not!

Leonardo: ... again, he's technically not wrong.

Shaun: Leonardo, listen we love you, but pls... don't encourage this any further.

Jacob: oh no it's far too late for that Shaun!

Claudia: can't we just watch this movie in peace, please Jacob...

Maria: *rubbing her head in irritation* yes pls, Jacob I rather not get a headache this late in the day.

Jacob: ... Dinosaurs are just pokemon with weaker evolutions.

Achilles: pls! Frye, just zip your mouth for more than five minutes for once in your life!

Jacob: fine! ok! ok!

Edward: Aw, you all are no fun...

Desmond: thank you, Jacob.

5 minutes later. The family seems to go back to relaxing and watching the movie, they are at a car chase scene.

Jacob: ... *smug grin is back* ... if lightning McQueen was real, would he get car insurance... or life insurance?

Edward: *snickers* Haha!

Arno: Oh mon Dieu! Do you ever shut up!

Alexios: well I know what movie we're not watching next. Thanks a lot, Jacob you just ruined cars for me!

Evie: I knew it was only a matter of time.

Achilles: And didn't I tell you to be quiet!? What happened to that!?

Jacob: yes, you specifically said "can you be quiet for five minutes." And I was quiet for exactly five minutes.

Rebecca: well how about literally longer than five minutes?

Jacob: nope! And did you know that the youngest photo of you... is technically the oldest photo of you.

Kassandra: remind me again as to why we have family events? If they're only going to end in disaster...

Haytham:... Is this how all the events usually end up being?

Connor: a good chunk of the time yes...

Haytham: huh, well look at that... I actually feel sorry for you for once son.

Jacob: if flys have their wings removed... are they then called walkers?

Ezio: Mio Dio, Jacob... stop.

Leonardo: here we go again...

Jacob: if a fire truck catches fire, it becomes the very thing it was sworn to destroy.

Desmond: Jacob don't make us have Altair kick your @$$ again.

Jacob: if the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?

Altair: ... *grabs a pillow from the couch and proceeds to scream all of his rage into it*

Jacob: if you sweat in a sweater... does that make you the sweater?

Shaun: pls someone makes him stop!

Bakey: how do we make him stop!?

Jacob: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, a mechanic hope you break down... but only a thief wishes you prosperity.

Evie: *takes the popcorn and gets up* well then I wish you all prosperity. *leaves to her room*

Desmond: hey! Wait that was mine!

Jacob: how come your lips don't touch, when you say the word touch, but touch when you say the word separate.

Alexios: oh like how you're tearing THIS FAMILY APART AGAIN!!!

Edward: *just laughing on the floor*

Jacob: There have likely been times in history where a leader was believed to have been poisoned but probably just had a severe food allergy.

Arno: I- ... that actually explains quite a lot now that I think about it.

Jacob: your future self is spying on you through memories.

Everyone: ... *looks over at Desmond* ...

Desmond: ... can we not, go over this again.

Jacob: you have to pretend to sleep, to fall asleep.

Aya: I'm going to throw him out of this house if he keeps this up.

Jacob: two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do.

Maria: this nightmare will never end will it...

Jacob: Your Teeth are warm.

Altair: . . . that's it! *pause the movie* COME HERE FRYE!

Jacob: NOT TODAY! *Jumps over the couch and runs upstairs to his room*

Altair: *runs after him*

The chase is once again lead to the second floor of the house as the remaining group is left downstairs to hear the echoes of the chase from the living room.

Everyone: ...

Malik: ... well I guess that takes care of that.

Leonardo: and I'm guessing like before, we aren't going to help him correct?

Shaun: yep.

Rebecca: Oh absolutely.

Desmond: pretty much... damn it now I gotta go make more popcorn. *gets up to make more*

Edward: *coughing and wheezing* Haha... ha...

While Desmond went to go do that the sound of the chase echoed from upstairs as it sounds like Jacob almost made it this time... almost. Jacob's screaming can be heard from the upstairs and the sound of something breaking.

Jacob: *upstairs* EVIE HELP! SAVE ME!!!

Evie: *from her room* you made your bed, you sleep in it. *closes her room door*

Jacob: NO EVIE WAIT-

And then the sound of glass shattering is followed as Jacob can be seen falling from the second floor to the front of the house from the living room window as Jacob moans in pain outside.

Desmond: *comes back in with more popcorn* got more popcorn.

Altair: *comes down stairs and sits back on the couch* ... so remind me again on why we are watching a movie about cars again?

Desmond: cause it's all about Family Altair. *eats some popcorn* it's all about family. *puts shades on and continues the movie*

Welcome back to part 2 of

Random thoughts with

Jacob Frye

Hope you guys enjoy this one ✌ and go check out part 1 of Random thoughts with Jacob Frye. Click the eagle to check out the first one.

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