Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages AU
Ezio: *leaping from building to building* (in his head) (I'm not jealous.)
Ezio leaps from one medium-size building to the next.
Ezio: (I just want to spend some time with my great, great... well grandson.)
His pace starts to speed up a bit.
Ezio: (I'm not jealous. Ezio Auditore da Firenze? jealous? Never.)
And a bit more.
Ezio: (what do I have to be jealous of? I have admired the Mentor's work for years, why should I be jealous? He's great, he's smart, he reformed the ways the creed-)
He's almost at a sprint.
Ezio: (I mean I get why Desmond would want to be around him and everything, but surely he hasn't forgotten about me- the rest of us... right?)
Small child: *staring at Ezio* ...
Ezio is now in full speed as he's running across rooftops and is practically running a marathon at this point. People below have yet to notice, but it isn't until he reaches the ground that people start to stare as he waits by the gas station that Desmond is in.
Ezio: ... what?
Small child: ... are you a cosplayer?
Ezio: ... uh... sure, I am.
Small child: ... cool! *takes a picture of Ezio and walks away*
Ezio: ... (I probably should have changed before I came out here... what's a cosplayer?)
Soon Desmond walks out of the gas station caring a plastic bag full of snacks.
Desmond: ok that should be- E-EZIO!?
Ezio: Ciao Desmond!
Desmond: gramps two, what hell are you doing out here in public-! *whispers* "with your assassin robes on!"
Ezio: I might have forgotten to change out before coming out here...
Ezio: well I- ... (it has just accrued to me that... I did not think this all the way through) uh...
Desmond: *groans in frustration and starts to push Ezio towards a nearby alleyway*
Ezio: Easy! Easy! I only came out here to speak with you.
Desmond: *inhales and exhales heavily* ok! So explain to me what made you come out here that is so important that you forgot to change out of your assassin attire?
Desmond: ... you ok Gramps two-
Ezio: Uh! Si! Si! I just remembered it was because uh- I wanted to know iii- *looking frantically behind Desmond for ideas*
Lucky for Ezio his hood was up and the dark alley added an extra cover for his facial features, otherwise, he'd probably looked more suspicious to Desmond than he already seemed. As he looks frantically for something, anything that could help him. He then quickly noticed a billboard that was advertising for a live boxing match tomorrow night.
Ezio: -iiiiif you would like to see that! *points to the billboard behind Desmond*
Desmond: *turns around* uh... boxing match?
Ezio: Si! Yes! I forgot to ask you this morning so I uh- wanted to rush over to you! I wanted to know ahead of time before the tickets were sold out! ... that's why I forgot to change... no other reason at all... not out of jealou- what.
Desmond: what? ... were you about to say jealous-
Ezio: I said would you like to go see it... just the two of us... and no one else...
Desmond: 🤨 ... and that's it? That's what you rushed all this way for?
Ezio: ... si. (bene. As they would say, nailed it Ezio!)
Desmond: *thinking* hm... sure I'll bite, I'll come with you to go see it.
Ezio: Bene! I'll get the tickets and we can go tomorrow night together, it'll be fun!
Ezio: oh, uh- *chuckles* si of course Desmond, you have my word.
Desmond: ya alright. Just promise me that you'll change into your modern wear before we go, ok?
Desmond: cool, I'll see you back at home gramps two. *starts to walk out the alley* oh you might wanna take the more backdoor routes home. Don't want any Abstergo workers or people finding our location.
Ezio: ah! Yes, of course.
Desmond: alright, see you at home gramps two. *leaves to his motorcycle*
Ezio: ... I really hope no one saw me... I'm sure it'll be fine. *starts making his way through the dark alleyway*
Back at home.
Desmond: *walks in and closes the door* hey guys, I'm home!
Shaun: ah, welcome back... so...
Desmond: ... so what?
Rebecca: Did Ezio happen to run into you while you were getting snacks?
Desmond: ya, I'm assuming you all saw him running out the door in his assassin robes?
Leonardo: Si, we did.
Jacob: well we didn't see him do it, but he was gone and the front door was open... Yeah pretty much.
Connor: So, what did he say to you exactly?
Desmond: Oh, he just wanted to know if I'd like to see a boxing match tomorrow night.
Connor: oh really?
Desmond: ya, guess he wants it to be just the two of us.
Jacob: Tch! did he also tell you that he was- HOLD ON A SECOND! Do you mean tomorrow night's boxing match between frantoio the destroyer and King Rook!?
Desmond: I think so? Why?
Jacob: LUCKY BASTARD! I'm a HUGE fan of King Rook! They say he was taught how to fight, by joining every single street fight club from all around the world! His way of fighting is JUST like back in the street fight club me and Evie were in!
Shaun: Of course you are.
Rebecca: Well why don't you go?
Jacob: *sighs* UUUUUUGH! CAUSE EVIEEEE WON'T LET MEEEE!
Desmond: why doesn't she let you go?
Jacob: I don't know, something about the usual reasons, like the tickets are super expensive, something about being a menace to society and bla bla bla all that rubbish.
Connor: sounds completely reasonable.
Jacob: no it isn't!
Desmond: you can just watch it here-
Altair: *comes down the stair in his modern wear* Hey, you ready to go Desmond?
Altair is wearing a white zip-up jacket with the hoodie over his head, navy blue jeans, and a red belt with the silver buckle that had the assassin's creed logo on it, and black and white sneakers.
Desmond: Oh- Ya I'm ready to go! *holds up the plastic bag* I got the snacks for us to sneak into the movie theater.
Altair: *nods*
Desmond: *quickly moves the snacks to his backback and zips it up* we'll be back once the movie's over guys.
Shaun: alright, see you then.
Rebecca: have fun you two.
Both Desmond and Altair nod as they leave for the movies, a few moments after they left Ezio walks into the house.
Connor: So, a boxing match huh?
Ezio: what was I supposed to say!?
Shaun: how about nothing at all!? Or not doing what you just did in your assassin robes! Which you could have completely compromised our location! Like what if you were spotted in public by Abstergo?!
Ezio: I was in the clear, only a child spotted me.
Shaun: What the bloody hell Ezio! That still doesn't make it better!
Ezio: they only thought I was a "cosplayer" of some kind... whatever that is.
Rebecca: *snickers* Haha! A COSPLAYER!
Shaun: ok you, stop laughing this is serious!
Rebecca: *snorts* haha! S-sorry Shaun *wheezes*
Shaun: And you! *points to Ezio* you need to stop this before this goes where I think it's going!
Ezio: what's the harm in taking Desmond to see a fighting match?
Connor: A lot of things Ezio, a lot of things. Like- how are you gonna get tickets this soon? And from what Jacob told us, their very expletives tickets, Ezio.
Ezio: oh don't worry about that Connor *walks by Shaun* I have my ways.
Shaun: Ezio this is a ridiculous plan. You're acting like one of those high school girls with a weird obsession, jealousy problem.
Ezio: I'm not jealous!
Shaun: yes you- *feels his wallet is missing* Bloody hell, now I lost my wallet again. Just great! I'll be right back. But this conversation isn't over! *walks upstairs*
Rebecca: *sighs* I better go help him find it before he starts getting in a more sour mood. *follows Shaun*
Ezio: ... *heads to the living room computer and gets on it*
Connor: Ezio! Come on! ... Leonardo, you've been quiet this whole time... don't you think you should say something to Ezio.
Leonardo: well I-
Jacob: ya, after all, he is your best friend. He'll listen to you more than us.
Leonardo: ... *sighs and walks over to Ezio* Ezio... you need to calm yourself. You and I both know you can't afford those tickets on your own, and this will no doubt spiral into something worse than you think it will. I ask, pls, let this go. You have nothing to be jealous of Altair spending some time with Desmond. I'm speaking to you as your closest friend, fratello, please don't push this any further.
Ezio: Your right about one thing Leonardo. I may not be able to get those tickets myself- *pulls out Shaun's wallet and pulls out a credit card from it* but I'm sure Shaun won't mind if I used this.
Jacob: Oh- Ho Ho! Ezio you mad bastard! Haha!
Leonardo: Ey- Ezio!
Ezio: what!? It's not the first time I've stolen Shaun's credit card, or the only one.
Jacob: ah so true, I steal it on an almost regular basis.
Connor: Well I never have-
Jacob: lies! All of it! LIES!
Connor: ... tch- ok I've stolen it- once! And it was one time!
Leonard: what for?
Connor: I-... I needed the money to... t-to get Aveline something...
Jacob and Ezio: ... 😏 *lift their eyebrows up and down*
Connor: . . . What!?
Jacob: 😏 ... you like her-
Connor: T-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS FRYE!
Ezio: heh, sure Connor~.
Leonardo: May we please get back on topic now? This is about Ezio's jealousy problem, not Connor's awkward love life.
Connor: CAN WE STOP BRING THAT UP!?!? But yes! He does have a point about Ezio!
Leonardo: Si. Now, Ezio you can't go through with this!
Ezio: I'm already on the website for the tickets, and I can tell you that this is happening.
Leonardo: What will happen after you and Desmond watch the fight!? What would you have gained from this? Desmond's attention for only a few hours? And what happens once it's all over? Nothing much would change. The only thing that would change is your drive to only gain more and more of Desmond's attention.
Ezio: I just want to spend some time with him Leonardo, this has nothing to do with jealousy.
Leonardo: Desmond is hurting right now! You will only hurt him more!
Ezio: I would never desire hurt and pain on him!!! I only desire to help him with whatever he needs. as his great-great-great- ...well grandfather.
Leonardo: ... Ezio... you need to let him deal with this how he wants to. Doing this out of spite on another or jealousy can only bring disastro.
Ezio: ... *orders the tickets* I only want to give him the best... spend some quality time together as famiglia... something that I only had for such a short time...
Leonardo: ... *sighs* very well Ezio, if that is your choice... I won't stop you.
Jacob: wait what?
Connor: what!?
Ezio: *forms a weak smile* Thank you for understanding my friend.
Ezio turns off the computer, before getting up and hugging Leonardo. Leonardo didn't resist as they hugged.
Ezio: grazie Leonardo.
Leonardo: of course my friend.
Once they part, Ezio puts the credit card back into Shaun's wallet and leaves it on the kitchen counter as if it were never stolen and heads upstairs to his room.
Connor: Leonardo why did-
Leonardo: The thing with Ezio is, sometimes you have to let him learn his lesson the hard way. Just like Jacob-
Jacob: hey!
Leonardo: it's painful and it pains me to do it, but sometimes it's the only way he'll learn. He'll crash and burn, and when he comes back after. Just give the man a cold stern talking to, for good measure, and if he's still willing to listen. Only then will you be able to help him truly.
Connor: ... *sighs* you know him better than any of us- well other than Desmond. I'll trust you on your word Leonardo.
Leonardo: Mhm, trust me. This is the only way he will understand his mistake.
Connor: just hope the crash won't be too bad for him.
Jacob: *on the computer holding Shaun's credit card* ya, hope so too.
Connor: ... really Jacob!?
Jacob: what!?
Leonardo: put Shaun's credit card down Jacob.
Jacob: ok let me see if I'm hearing you right- so it's ok for Ezio, to steal and use it, but not me!?
Leonardo: he needs to learn his lesson. As for you- *takes the credit card away from Jacob's hands and puts it back in the wallet*
Jacob: hey! Come on Leo!
Leonardo: you still have many things to learn.
Jacob: bah! Your no fun... so what do we do now then?
Leonardo: prepare ourselves to help Ezio get up when he crashes. Which all we can really do is wait.
Bounce scene:
At the movie theater.
Desmond and Altair were watching the movie in the movie theater together. They were halfway through it when Desmond's phone suddenly started to vibrate in his pocket. Luckily it was on silent, less they risk getting kicked out.
Desmond: hm? *pulls out his phone and checks who it is* . . . *clenches his right hand on the seat's armrest and starts taking in heavy breaths*
Desmond: *tries to take control of his breathing* I-I can't.
Altair: *glances his eyes at him* ...
Desmond: *seems to be having a small panic attack*
Altair: Breath Desmond. Remember to ease your breathing.
His right arm starts to dimly shine patterns a bit from under his black opera glove. His right eye slowly starts to glow and his heart rate increases at a fast pace. Desmond's body tenses the longer he stares at the contact caller on his phone as it vibrated in his hand. Panic slowly formed into rage, he want to answer it, he wanted to scream at the caller on the other end, curse him out right there and now. T̶̜̓o̷̲̣͋̏ ̴͉̓m̷̡͉͑̚à̸̖k̷̠̓̅͜ę̴̭̀̈́ ̸̩̖͆ḥ̴͍̈́͝i̸̼̝̾m̷̼̄ ̵̱̇h̸͔̓̐ũ̶͇͝ŗ̶̼́t̴̨͜͝ ̸̧̤̀̌l̵̳͝͝ȉ̸͕̘k̷̯̗̅̚é̸͈͓ ̶͙͍́h̸͓̟̉e̵̞͠ ̴̮͈̚d̶̻̏͠i̷͓͘d̵̯̅̈́ ̷̢͈̽ḩ̷͎̈́i̴̛̹m̵͇̭̃ . . . T̵̡̾̌O̶̫̍́ ̶̱̔D̶̜̈O̶͕̔͑ ̷̨̜̉F̸̤̎̊Á̸̙̺̕Ṛ̴̅ ̵̤̊͊M̴̜̩̅͋O̶̻̽R̵̘̼͗̃Ė̷͕̓-
Altair: *puts a firm but gentle hand on Desmond's shoulder* you don't have to deal with his bullsh*t Desmond.
D̵̠̐͋͜ē̷̲͓͠ś̷͕̲m̶o̷̙͑̓n̶̯̹̋̆d: *heavy breathing* . . . He-
Altair: You don't need to answer him if you know it's only going to make you angry and anxious.
D̵͓̿e̸̮̬̒̕s̶̨̽̆m̵̧̭̆̓ond: . . . *squeezes the phone in his hand*
Altair: Listen, He chose to miss out on a good opportunity to spend time with you. You have every right to be angry with him and every equal right not to answer him at all. Let his call go to voice mail and let's just enjoy the rest of our movie, ok?
Desmond: ... *his eye stops glowing* ... ya... your right. *put his phone back in his pocket*
Altair: *nods and faces back at the screen but keeps his hand on Desmond's shoulder* ... I will always be with you.
Desmond begins to try and reset his breathing as he begins to count in his head...
one. He takes a deep breath in and out, his heart rate increases, and his grip on the armrest tightens as he hears and feels the vibration of his phone, the sound ringing loudly to his ears only as an echo.
Two. He breaths in and out again, he feels his eye start to glow again as the movie became a blur to his vision as his phone vibrated again.
Three. Desmond suddenly feels like he's on the edge of loosening it when he suddenly feels Altair rubbing his back gently. Desmond glances over at him. Altair's own eyes dimly glowed from the darkness of his hood, as he focused them towards the large screen up front as he began to hum something in Arabic quietly to Desmond.
Desmond felt... safe, calm, and loved, like nothing in the world could ever hurt him. He suddenly readied himself as he suddenly feels his phone vibrate again. Let's do this.
One. He breathes, ignoring everything going on around him, remembering Altair's words. "you don't have to deal with his bullsh*t Desmond.", His phone vibrates. His eye stops glowing.
Two. "You have every right to be angry with him and every equal right to not to answer him at all.", His phone vibrates again. His arm stops glowing through his black opera glove and his grip on the armrest loosens.
Three. "I will always be with you." His phone vibrates for the last time, as his body finally relaxes completely. his vision and mind cleared. The two continue to watch the movie in peace, without any issues for the rest of the evening.
Desmond: ... *smiles* thanks gramps.
Altair: ... *forms a small smile* dayiman alhafidu.
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I really want to make this into a series and make more stuff surrounding this AU (yes it's an AU) and I do hope you guys like more of this stuff. Since you guys like this more than my art stuff, I wanted to make this a comic-based thing, but with school and stuff I hardly have time to, but summer break is now upon us! So I should start having more free time soon. Alright with that out the way let's get started.
as I said from the start this is an AU based series where Desmond lives and the assassins are now in the modern era, I'll try to keep up with the date of our current world seeing as the assassin's creed games follow the same time and date as ours, when they cut to modern times anyway.
So how our story starts after Desmond saves the world and dies in the temple, he finds himself in what seems to be the spirit bridge between life and death. A voice calls to Desmond congratulating him on saving the earth, however his time is not over yet and is still needed in the living world. Confused, Desmond asked the voice if he was dead and where was he. The voice replied and said that he was between the worlds of the living and the dead, that he was on the spirit bridged, it was the gateway to the great beyond or heaven as what many humans called it and yes, he was, he just hadn't passed on yet.
Still, with many questions filling his head, Desmond asked why he was still needed, and for what reason? The voice only answered with, "I cannot answer that question, for if I did then the planet's fate would be sealed and nothing could be done to prevent it. For it is up to you Desmond to find out for yourself and your ancestors to figure out."
Wait what? Desmond was even more confused, what did the voice mean by his ancestors? Did he need to see a memory? Or was it something he needed to find or- man so many questions to ask, but the voice bet him before he could ask another question. "All you needed to know is that you won't go be fighting the darkness of the world alone this time."
Before Desmond was sent back, the voice told Desmond that his Isu DNA would be activated fully once he returned to his body and told him to be careful and use it with care and for the great or good not for his own game. Which Desmond responded with, "ya, I'd figure it be the whole, with great power comes great responsibility thing, thanks uncle ben." The voice chuckled and wished Desmond luck before sending him back. Desmond began to fall towards a bright light and began to see flashing images of his life, but then he also saw something strange... he saw... all his ancestors for Altair to Ezio, Connor, to even shay, Aveline, Malik, Leonardo da Vinci, Achilles, Claudia, Shaun, Rebecca, his dad and even himself gathered around for something... like some kind of family picture of some kind, we all look so... happy... Desmond thought to himself. He couldn't help but smile a little bit.
"... what does it all mean?" Suddenly he saw only shadows of Altair, Ezio, and Connor walking towards him in his falling state and they were standing there... waiting for him. Desmond falls into the bright blinding light as he is now suddenly left in darkness...
Desmond then finds himself in a small cramped metal box in a plastic zipped-up bag. Quickly realizing he must have been in a body vault. One belonging to Abstergo no doubt. He heard the voice call to him in his head, telling Desmond to use his Isu powers to escape. Confused he wasn't sure how, but the voice explained to him that he had to look deep inside himself to not only feel but also clear and concentrated his mind. Listening to the voice he constrained and focused on... well, he wasn't too sure, but he slowly began to think of his friends... his father... the four were like a weird yet still somewhat loving family... a family he wished to see again.
Then suddenly the dark box wasn't so dark anymore as a bright light shined from his body, noticing he now had glowing golden line-markings all over his body. With this new power of his, he kicked the box open, as the door flew off the hinges and hitting a wall. Hoping no one heard that he slide out and got out the body bag, as well as removing the tag tied to his toe.
"Holy sh*t! ... that actually worked!?"
Standing up in victory he immediately realized he had two problems. One, how was he going to escape, and two... he was naked from top to bottom. Making sure no one or cameras saw him he found his clothes folded on a table and his stuff, it wasn't till he was putting his shirt on that he noticed his right arm was pitch black and was completely burnt to a painful-looking degree, he was surprised that he wasn't feeling any pain, but not only that, there were also golden glowing lines and circular shapes covering not only his arm but all over his body as well. This must have been his Isu DNA awakening, shaking his head and thinking he can marvel over his new possible abilities later, he quickly got dressed and made his escape from Abstergo without anyone noticing.
He was surprised when he headed towards a private parking lot area hoping to steal a car and hotwire it to escape, but he found his motorcycle parked in a "vehicle evidence area" one thing he thought immediately was, "Wow either they were expecting me to come back or they're just flat out, bat sh*t crazy." Not wanting to risk being caught by going back in and trying to find his motorcycle keys in a possible death trap, he tried using his saga powers to try and get the motorcycle to work, after some awkward looking stands and I'm smacking his head on the motorcycle a few times in frustration, the Alarms soon went off alerting that Desmond's "dead body" had gone missing. Panicking he thought about how he might never see his friends and father again if he didn't figure out how to escape now. His right hand started to glow as his hand was still on the motorcycle, it started up and Desmond made his escape on his motorcycle. As guards started searching for possible assassins they gasp in shock when they saw Desmond still breathing and alive riding his motorcycle out of the private parking lot area and into the streets. Unsure of what to do now Desmond didn't not many options, his phone is dead and even if it wasn't... what would he have said?
Desmond: Ya hey it's me Desmond! Turns out I'm not dead and I need you guys to pick me up!? ... ya no thanks... some reunion that would be...
So with so few options... he knew of one place to go... home... to the farm and hope that maybe... maybe they can help him find Shaun, Rebecca and his father William... maybe even see his mother again.
Worker: SIR! SUBJECT 17 IS STILL ALIVE! I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT HE IS!
Oliver: what? Are you sure it's him!?
Worker: *pulls up a a security video on his tablet*
It showed Desmond leaving the facility on his motorcycle.
Worker: Should we begin the search for him!?
Oliver: ... no. Let him run to where he belongs, he no longer has use to us at the moment. We got a good sample of his blood and that's all we need... besides my scientist are currently working on a rather... interesting project that I think will help us in our main goal of project Phoenix.
Worker: ... the... the time machine sir?
Oliver: yes.
Worker: ... what if it doesn't work?
Oliver: oh it will *picks up a vile of Desmond's blood* oh it will.
Bonus:
Desmond: *driving over to the farm* ... *feels his left side* . . . Sh*t did they take my kidney!?
Sorry if that escalated into a full out story, right so once the modern gang was reunited and celebrated Desmond's safe return, 6 years have gone by and Desmond has learned so much more of his powers, as well as learning how to hide it and blend in with society again. Well, everything but his arm which he had to get a black arm sleeve to hide his burn and golden markings that covered his whole right arm. He learned he had many different strange abilities, not only could he see his ancestors memories at will with his bleeding effect, he can even mimic the voices of his ancestors, can create glowing balls of energy at will, increase his strength and dexterity, create illusions that have mass, Precognitive sixth-sense, full Telepathic immunity, and also apparently warm Shaun's coffee (Shaun's personal favorite ability).
Over a few months recently there have been news reports on how Abstergo industries have "claimed" that three thieves have stolen something of theirs's and they are giving a HUGE reward to anyone who finds and stops them. They managed to capture some photos but they were very blurry. Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the pictures, unsure if their guesses were correct.
And as we all know, it was! It was our favorite main three trio Altair, Ezio, and Connor, once they found them and explained what had happened and two months of modern-day living, life wasn't exactly the same. Three assassins living in the modern-day era... yep... Until... You know... Abstergo's time machine went off the fritz after trying to send the three home... And it exploded... In the end, it ended up summoning different assassins from different times to different current days in modern time. Even summoning some of our favorite secondary characters too 😉.
And now we have the good old family household we have today!
Everyone is here!
Eivor: ....
Yep!
Eivor: ...
Everyone is here...
Eivor: -_- ...
Yep... everyone...
Eivor: ... when am I-
Soon... very soon... like... when I have the chance to soon... yep... soon...
Basim: ... what about-
Shut up Basim! You'll get your spot light soon! ... no but for real your a good character you'll make an appearance soon enough.
Basim: yes!
Guy with a shock collar says what!?
Basim: what?
That's what I thought.
I hope this gave somewhat of a better understanding about my Assassin's creed lost in modern ages series or headcanons, whichever you prefer. And don't worry I haven't forgotten about Eivor... now what gender should I make them... Meh, I'll figure it out.
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Day 1: Assassin's creed
Another day at the assassin house hold, Ezio, Leonardo, Desmond, Shaun, rebecca and Evie are relaxing in the living room when they heard the sound of a car pull up in the hiden parking area
Altair: *comes down stairs* hey uh... Jacob just pulled up in some fancy vehicle.
Evie: oh god...
Desmond: where did he even get the money for it?
Ezio: idk, but we should probably go see what he's up to.
Leonardo: Si.
They all get up and head outside to the hiden parking area to see Jacob roll up in a fancy black mustang. With him next to him was Duccio.
Altair: Good Allah Jacob, what is that ridicules vehicle your driving about in?
Jacob: for your information, this ridiculous vehicle is a mustang. One of the fast cars on the modern era, and Duccio here helped buy it.
Ezio: why would you trust him to help you buy a car!?
Jacob: Oh he didn't pay for it.
Desmond: then who did?
Jacob: I did.
Everyone except Duccio look at Jacob surprised, especially Evie.
Evie: I-I'm sorry... did you say... you! Jacob Frye... actually manged to save his money and not blow it on something ridiculous and unnecessary???
Jacob: well ya! See, I can be responsible too!
Leonardo: and your were still able to pay the rent?
Jacob: yep! See I tell you guys I can be responsible, why is it so hard to believe?
Altair: cause the times you are reasonable are lower then all the times your not.
Shaun: and they often times involve breaking a lot of things.
Jacob: ya well, *gets out the car* look at me now!
Desmond: well I gotta say it's a nice car.
Ezio: so wait then why is Duccio with you then?
Duccio: why to help him find the best suitable car for him of course.
Shaun: Huh, so I'm guessing you got insurance for the car?
Jacob: uh... ya... insurance... so any way the car goes pretty fast and the seats are-
Rebecca: but did you get the insurance?
Jacob: ...
Leonardo: so you didn't get the insurance...
Ezio: *sighs*
Shaun: I can't believe you didn't get the insurance for car once you bought it! What kind of idiot doesn't also get insurance for a new car they buy!
Duccio: *gets out the car* I resent that.
Ezio: *glares over at Duccio*
Duccio: ah, not this time Auditore, see. We are already outside, so you can't throw me out.
Ezio: *grabs Duccio and lifts him up by the back of his shirt and drags him towards the house*
Duccio: U-huh- wait where are you taking me!?
Ezio: *YEETS Duccio inside the house*
Duccio: AH-! *lands face first on the living room floor*
Yep after a long while I made part 2 of Duccio gets thrown out, hope you guys enjoyed it 😎👌
(click image to see better cause tumblr be that way)
My plague doctor brain rot has yet to end-
So untill then expect to see more of this beautiful plague queen and her talking staff!
The one above has Blaint with a more colorful background and one below without.
Hope you like it 😎👌
VERENDUS
And now the headcannon that no asked for...
Advice from Altaïr
(Advice from Altaïr)
Altair is sitting by the fire place with book in hand and his hot coffee next to him.
Altair: *looks up at the reader* Oh. Well would you look at that, if your reading this that means you actually like reading this garbage... so I guess you came here for more advice from me. *takes a sip of coffee*
Altair: ok well my advice for you today is. . . Drink f**king water... oh what you didn't think I'd catch you drinking 20 cans of Bing and mountain dew cause your probably gaming right now or just looking threw your computer.
Altair: so get up and get yourself a bottle of water! I don't give a f**k if the fridge is to far away for you to reach, YOU NEED TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED!!! THE F**KING OWNER OF THIS HEADCANON PAGE LIVES ON THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH AND YET SHE STILL NEEDS TO BE REMINDED TO DRINK WATER!!!
Moonlight: ya it's true guys, even I need to start taking Altair's advice every so often.
Altair: F**KING DRINK WATER MOON!!!
Moonlight: 😶💧 *nervously drinks water*
Altair: good... now get the f**k out.
Moonlight: *leaves post*
Altair: *looks back at reader* DRINK F**KING WATER!!! IT'S 100° OUTSIDE EVEN IF YOUR INDOORS YOU NEED F**KING WATER TO LIVE!!!! TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF! YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF B****!!!
Altair: ... and once again that's all the time we have for today on advice from me, tune in next time for more advice.
This has been . . .
Advice from Altaïr
YAY MORE SH*T THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!
but for real I hope you take good old Altair's advice. I know I sure need to 😓