β Yo got two new bois in a day ππ
I say this event was a success!
I was looking threw my phone today and I saw this old drawing i did of grillby from undertale I did two years back.
I just wanted to share it =)
Mercy I hate how i did his head and arms...
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Why...
Wait-! What does that mean!? I haven't caught up with the webtoon comic in a long while. Is William mentioned in it?
If William Miles has 100,000 haters I'm one of them. If he has 1 hater, it's me. If he has no haters then I'm dead.
Genuinely, this man pisses me off to no end. The way he treats desmond, like he's no more than a tool to be used, is grating. And he repeatedly goes on about Desmond's genetic lineage as if he's some sort of show pony.
Let's talk about how Mr. Billiam Wiles over here should have the same ability to activate the eye because he, too, is related to Altair and Ezio and RatonhnhakΓ©:ton.
It wouldn't surprise me if William and Desmonds mom weren't even in love (because honestly who could love William for his personality) and were just together for genetics purposes like some sort of fucked up dog breeding program.
Also being reduced down to who you're related to is something I relate to but not in the same way and seeing other people being compared to their relatives, no matter who they are, pisses me off to no end because excuse me that is a grown ass man with his own thoughts and personhood.
But anyway that's my William miles hate train for today. Brought to you by my replay of AC3
Jacob Frye pt.2
The whole family was watching an action car movie (it's all about family). Everyone sat in the living room together, some on the couch and some on the floor, Jacob sat next to Evie by the armrest of the couch as the movie went on with out any issues, it was then that Jacob, thought of the most random thoughts ever.
Desmond: *eating popcorn*
Jacob: . . . Popcorn is just explosions frozen in time for you to eat.
Desmond: *stops eating his popcorn*
...
Everyone: ...
Evie: *hard sighs* brother... pls...
Altair: *clenched teeth* ... not... today... Frye...
Ezio: is this what I missed when I wasn't at the dinner table last week?
Shaun: lucky you, yes. Not so lucky now though...
Jacob: Did you know, dinosaurs were more closely related to birds... so... since our creed's mascot is an eagle-
Malik: don't you dare Jacob-
Jacob: and if we were all from the prehistoric times-
Desmond: Jacob-
Jacob: *smug grin* Doesn't that make us-
Evie: Jacob I swear to god don't-
Jacob: Dinosaurs Creed! *wheezes*
Edward: HAHA!!! *wheezes* yes! That is exactly what we are!
Altair: no! No, we are not!
Leonardo: ... again, he's technically not wrong.
Shaun: Leonardo, listen we love you, but pls... don't encourage this any further.
Jacob: oh no it's far too late for that Shaun!
Claudia: can't we just watch this movie in peace, please Jacob...
Maria: *rubbing her head in irritation* yes pls, Jacob I rather not get a headache this late in the day.
Jacob: ... Dinosaurs are just pokemon with weaker evolutions.
Achilles: pls! Frye, just zip your mouth for more than five minutes for once in your life!
Jacob: fine! ok! ok!
Edward: Aw, you all are no fun...
Desmond: thank you, Jacob.
5 minutes later. The family seems to go back to relaxing and watching the movie, they are at a car chase scene.
Jacob: ... *smug grin is back* ... if lightning McQueen was real, would he get car insurance... or life insurance?
Edward: *snickers* Haha!
Arno: Oh mon Dieu! Do you ever shut up!
Alexios: well I know what movie we're not watching next. Thanks a lot, Jacob you just ruined cars for me!
Evie: I knew it was only a matter of time.
Achilles: And didn't I tell you to be quiet!? What happened to that!?
Jacob: yes, you specifically said "can you be quiet for five minutes." And I was quiet for exactly five minutes.
Rebecca: well how about literally longer than five minutes?
Jacob: nope! And did you know that the youngest photo of you... is technically the oldest photo of you.
Kassandra: remind me again as to why we have family events? If they're only going to end in disaster...
Haytham:... Is this how all the events usually end up being?
Connor: a good chunk of the time yes...
Haytham: huh, well look at that... I actually feel sorry for you for once son.
Jacob: if flys have their wings removed... are they then called walkers?
Ezio: Mio Dio, Jacob... stop.
Leonardo: here we go again...
Jacob: if a fire truck catches fire, it becomes the very thing it was sworn to destroy.
Desmond: Jacob don't make us have Altair kick your @$$ again.
Jacob: if the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?
Altair: ... *grabs a pillow from the couch and proceeds to scream all of his rage into it*
Jacob: if you sweat in a sweater... does that make you the sweater?
Shaun: pls someone makes him stop!
Bakey: how do we make him stop!?
Jacob: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, a mechanic hope you break down... but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
Evie: *takes the popcorn and gets up* well then I wish you all prosperity. *leaves to her room*
Desmond: hey! Wait that was mine!
Jacob: how come your lips don't touch, when you say the word touch, but touch when you say the word separate.
Alexios: oh like how you're tearing THIS FAMILY APART AGAIN!!!
Edward: *just laughing on the floor*
Jacob: There have likely been times in history where a leader was believed to have been poisoned but probably just had a severe food allergy.
Arno: I- ... that actually explains quite a lot now that I think about it.
Jacob: your future self is spying on you through memories.
Everyone: ... *looks over at Desmond* ...
Desmond: ... can we not, go over this again.
Jacob: you have to pretend to sleep, to fall asleep.
Aya: I'm going to throw him out of this house if he keeps this up.
Jacob: two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do.
Maria: this nightmare will never end will it...
Jacob: Your Teeth are warm.
Altair: . . . that's it! *pause the movie* COME HERE FRYE!
Jacob: NOT TODAY! *Jumps over the couch and runs upstairs to his room*
Altair: *runs after him*
The chase is once again lead to the second floor of the house as the remaining group is left downstairs to hear the echoes of the chase from the living room.
Everyone: ...
Malik: ... well I guess that takes care of that.
Leonardo: and I'm guessing like before, we aren't going to help him correct?
Shaun: yep.
Rebecca: Oh absolutely.
Desmond: pretty much... damn it now I gotta go make more popcorn. *gets up to make more*
Edward: *coughing and wheezing* Haha... ha...
While Desmond went to go do that the sound of the chase echoed from upstairs as it sounds like Jacob almost made it this time... almost. Jacob's screaming can be heard from the upstairs and the sound of something breaking.
Jacob: *upstairs* EVIE HELP! SAVE ME!!!
Evie: *from her room* you made your bed, you sleep in it. *closes her room door*
Jacob: NO EVIE WAIT-
And then the sound of glass shattering is followed as Jacob can be seen falling from the second floor to the front of the house from the living room window as Jacob moans in pain outside.
Desmond: *comes back in with more popcorn* got more popcorn.
Altair: *comes down stairs and sits back on the couch* ... so remind me again on why we are watching a movie about cars again?
Desmond: cause it's all about Family Altair. *eats some popcorn* it's all about family. *puts shades on and continues the movie*
Welcome back to part 2 of
Jacob Frye
Hope you guys enjoy this one β and go check out part 1 of Random thoughts with Jacob Frye. Click the eagle to check out the first one.
Altair needed a break from his demons lol.
Ladybug: And that's how my Lucky Charm works! After that, all the damage that was done, is repaired to how it was before.
AltaΓ―r: fascinating.
Somewhere in the north of the Pacific Ocean. Ezio, Desmond, Altair, and Connor were lost at sea on a raff that was just barely able to hold all four of them. Altair was tied to a wooden pole in the middle of the raft as to prevent him from drowning in the water. Desmond sat at the edge of the raft with his feet in the water. Ezio and connor were both holding on to one side of the raft in the water to keep it from drifting off track. they had been a drift for about 2 hours, spirits were already at a low as to their rescue when ezio had an idea to get them back up again.
Ezio: *starts humming the mighty jungle* in the ocean the mighty ocean the... Italian swims to night~πΆ
*Light chuckling can be heard from the others*
Ezio: in the ocean~πΆ
Connor joins in: the mighty ocean the Italian swims to night~πΆ
Ezio, connor, and Desmond: in the Ocean the mighty ocean THE ITALIAN SWIMS TONEAUGHT~πΆ
Desmond and connor: Yaaa~πΆ
Altair: Ba heeeheee heee~πΆ
Ezio: spaghetti al pomodoro~πΆ
*everyone starts laughing while Altair just chuckles*
In Abstratego's office building elevator.
Jacob: *doing the orange justice dance* no no don't touch me there. this is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~πΆ
*elevator door opens*
*Maxwell, shay, Haytham are standing there with their swords and guns up at Jacob*
Jacob: no no-
Jacob: .... No no don't-
*Maxwell tries to pull Jacob out of the elevator but Jacob jerks back into the elevator*
Jacob: Whoa whoa whoa! I am sick of you disrespecting my NO NO SQUARE!! this elevator! is my no no square.
Jacob: *pushes button to the first floor*
*door closes*
Jacob: no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~πΆ
Maxwell, shay and Haytham are left standing there confused and slightly disturbed.
Now in space for some reason...
Desmond: now that we're in space we should be safe from the virus.
Shaun: hey Desmond somethings wrong with the wifi it's not working.
Desmond: what you...
*Everyone sees Jacob playing on his tablet*
Jacob: yay now with this wifi I can get all~ the battle passes.
Desmond: *grabs Jacob's tablet and Yeats it to the other side of the room*
Jacob: MY BATTLE PASS!!
*Jacob runs over to the other side of the room to get it*
Desmond: which one of you idiots gave him the wifi password? What was the wifi password?
Altair: I thought it was hide your kids, hide your wifi?
Desmond: *snickers*
Shaun: wait Ezio weren't you in charge of the wifi password for the ship?
Ezio: ya I thought it was *Italian gibberish* 695?
Desmond: what does that translate to?
Ezio: it doesn't...
Desmond: I distinctly remember it was Shaun's job to come up with the password.
Shaun: ok yes it was my job to set up the wifi password. When I was setting it up Jacob may or may not have looked over my shoulder when I was setting it up, but the password was-
jacob: *tablet in had* JACOB SUCKS 69!!! HAHAHAHA! HEEHEEE!
*Jacob rund out of the room while playing fortnite on the tablet*
Altair: Jacob get back here!
Desmond, shaun and ezio: Jacob!!
Jacob: I'm going to buy the battle pass~!
Desmond: Jacob get your @$$ back here!
Jacob: IM IN SECOND CIRCLE BOYS! just 32 people left! I'm going to get a victory royal!!
*they catch up to Jacob and they fight over the tablet and get it away from Jacob's hands*
Jacob: NOO MY BATTLE PASS!!!
Desmond: this hurts me more then it hurts you Jacob. Tase him!!
Altair: *tases Jacob*
Jacob: AAAAAAH!
3 minutes of tasing later
Desmond: he's going to be out for a bit. He's going to be perfectly-
Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!!
*Altair starts shooting at Jacob some a lot*
Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!
Everyone: WHOA!
*Ezio and sean try to pull him away for Jacob*
Ezio: stop!!
Shaun: CALM DOWN Altair!!
Desmond: CHILL OUT DUDE!!!
*shaun and Ezio had both Altair's arms and push him against a wall as they yell and scream at Altair trying to get him to stop*
Altair: He is resisting!
Desmond: hold him back guys! hold him back!
Altair: He's resisting... *sobs* he's resisting... *sobs*
Desmond: Altair?
Altair: *sobs*
Shaun: Altair what's wrong?
Altair: *takes deep breaths in and out while still sobbing a bit*
Altair: I can't help it, when I see someone just... RESISTING... it just reminds me of my childhood...
Desmond: hey it's ok Altair.
Ezio: just relax.
Shaun: you'll be ok.
*Jacob wakes up*
Jacob: g-guys guys!
Ezio: Jacob!
Desmond: Jacob?
Jacob: Whoa! Whys he crying?
*Silence for a moment*
Altair charges at Jacob at full force.
Desmond, ezio, Shaun: NO NO ALTAIR! STOP!
Jacob: whoa Altair we can play together! Look it's two player. *shows tablet*
Altair: *pulls out gun and starts shooting at Jacob*
Jacob: AAAAAH! NOT AGAIN AAAAAH!!
Desmond: NO!
Ezio: ALTAIR STOP!!
2 minutes of shooting later
Desmond: oh no you just shot him like 500 times! Does anyone know CPR?
Everyone: ....
Ezio: Ah no...
Ok look I know nobody asked for more of this.... I was bord... have fun with more of this dumb stuff π
Im so excited for what you have for day 4 of "DONT TELL DOC"
*jumps out the grave and speed runs back to the Studio* OK! it's been quite some time- BUT IM BACK NOW... kind of- LET ME EXPLAIN!
Got my first job ever! School is back in session but it's gonna be my last year of school so- YAAAAAAY!
As for day 4 of "DON'T TELL DOC" I have it ready to post I just need to debate on a few things before I post it up and we're all good my gamers and artists alike!
Hope this clears up a few things and I'll see you guys back in the studio!