My boi what has my friend done to you!!!
Ya so funny story. Two of my friends and I were playing super smash bros ultimate three days ago and we were looking at some of the mii fighters that people made and we happen to stumble a'pon the meme able Small-taïr and both of my friends know how much I love Altaïr from assassin's creed and one of my friends thought it be funny to find an image someone drew online and send this to me...
Poor Altaïr hasn't caught a break since 1165
Day 2 of scp-049 being absent from site 19. While scp 035 and scp 076 are wreck havoc in the main area scp 106 decided to go and explore some of the other scp containment chambers, hoping to possably torment any anomalous creatures in his pocket dimension. However he end up finding himself in scp 049's empty containment chamber instead.
106: *peaks out of the wall* HEEEERES LAWRENCE- ... empty. Damn it! ... *looks around the cell*
The cell was a plain white room, a single cot on the left side wall of the cell, and a desk close by it, had several different tables with different test tunes and chemical sets, placed on them in a somewhat chaotic order, in the center of the other side of the room was seemed to look like a surgical area, there he saw a large overhead light above an operating table next to it a rolling cart, resting on top were some cleaned up surgical tools and by the wall next to the surgery area was a lone sink.
It then came to 106 that he was in the plague doctor's cell.
106: huh... *picks up one of 049's scalpels and fiddles with it* eh... I'll never understand why the doctor does this stuff... *looks down at the scalpel he's holding for a moment* . . .
Half an hour later.
106: *wearing a paper made plague doctor's mask and speaks in a mediocre french accent* HMMM YES PeStIlEnCe AnD DiSeAsEs! *sniffing sounds* WHOOP! I sEmLl PeStIlEnCe iN yOu! *swings the scalpel around* DYO YOU PORCELAIN B@#$! I SAID DON'T TOUCH MY SH*T! *starts waving his arms around in the air still holding the scalpel* EvErYoNe LiStEn To mE aNd EvErY eArFuLl AnNoYiNg CoMmAnDs I hAvE tO SaY cAuSe yOu IdIotS cAn'T dO sH*T RiGhT! *swings the scalpel around some more* LoOk aT mE AnD mY bIg @$$ BeAk FaCe AnD LiStEn To mY OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH ACCENT!!! VERY OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Scp 035 over hears yelling from 049's chambers and takes a peek inside the room to see what was going on, only to find 106 stomping around the plague doctor's cell wearing a poorly made plague doctor's mask.
106: HaVe NO FeAr DeAr PaTiEnTs fOr I! *tries to do a scalpel trick spin but nearly drops it* Oh sh*t- *catches it last second and lifts it in the air* AM THE CURE!!! NOW I WILL CURE THE PESTIL-
035: *leaning on the cell door* Nice impersonation attempt.
106: *freezes in place* . . . Uh... h-how long were you standing there for?
035: ... *pulls out a well made mask connect piece of a plague doctor's lower mask and puts it over the mouth part of his face* *starts talking in 049's voice* long enough to show you how to impersonate the good doctor properly.
106: ...
035: *smug energy* ...
106: ... don't tell the Doctor-
035: Don't, tell, Doc.
30 minutes later.
035: *still in 049's voice* pass me the scalpel, my dear good doctor.
106: of course good doctor. *passes 035 the scalpel*
035: *cuts something with the scalpel* pass the glue, now.
106: glue! *hands 035 the glue*
035: *glues something* and done! Our patient has been cured of the pestilence!
Sitting there on the plague doctor's surgical table was a bar of carved soap in the shape of what apear to be the shape of a platypus, with beak and limbs made from gluw and cut popsicle sticks.
106: ... I hate to use such language, but our patient looks like sh*t.
035: In your eyes maybe good doctor! But I think this surgery was a complete success! *stretches his arms out*
There was a sudden crash of shattering glass next to them.
106: O_O . . .
035: *is now the tragedy mask* . . .
Both turn to the left and looked down to see one of the plague doctor's test-tubes full of strange black liquid substince had spilled on the only carpet in the entire room.
035: *in his normal voice* ... oh that's not good.
106: *his normal voice and takes if his mask* OH YOU THINK!?? Why the hell does he have a single white f@#$ing carpet in his entire cell!?
035: oh that's an easy answer! Cause his feet hurt when he stands in a single spot for a long period of time when he does surgery, so he had them put a carpet next to his surgery table to-
106: NEVER MIND THAT! We gotta clean this sh*t up before anyone sees!
035: OK! Ok! Relax! I know where doc keeps his rags at! *goes to find a rag in one of the cupboards* Where the f@#$ did doc move the stupid-
106: hurry up!
035: SHUT UP I GOT IT! *grabs a rag* found it! *runs it under warm water in a nearby sink and starts cleaning the stain on the rug* Oh no, not the CARPET!!!
106: Doc is going to kiiill you!!!
035: *scrubs harder* ooh Doc is gonna kill me!
The black liquid doesn't go away, as it stains the rag as well.
035: Ooh WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE! OOOH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOO!
The stain doesn't go away and starts to get bigger as 035 continues to scrub at it.
035: OH I'M MAKING IT WORSE!!!
106: *starts laughing* oh this turned over quickly completely!
035: OOOH YOU @$$HOLE!!! You made this happen!!!
106: I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FLING YOUR CLUMSY @$$ HOST HANDS AT THE GLASS TUBES!!!
035: UUUGH! ... *looks up at the cell security camera* Oh Doc please don't watch the security footage please! Uuugh! It was all Lawrence's Fault!
106: I wasn't the one who broke his sh*t! That was you!
035: YA BUT YOU WERE IN DOC'S ROOM WHEN HE TOLD US NOT TOO!!!
106: YOU BROKE HIS SH*T! NOT ME!!!
035: YOU F@#$ING WENT INTO HIS ROOM FIRST!!!
106: OK! you know what! Let's just say 682 did this or something. I mean the doctor isn't gonna be back here in a week maybe the foundation will clean up his room or something.
035: *sighs* fine! Your right! Your right! *stands up and puts the rag in the sink and looks down at the mess* ... you think he'll notice?
106: *looks down at the stain as well*
The stain has became bigger and is nearly a gaint black blob on the carpet.
106: . . . No, I don't think he will...
035: ... Ok, so we both agree to never speak of this again?
106: agreed.
035: Don't tell Doc.
106: Don't tell Doc. *sinks into his pocket dimension portal on the ground*
035: *quickly leaves the room while whistling*
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Ssssssh!
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Don't tell Doc.
Don't mind them
Another day at the assassin house hold, Ezio, Leonardo, Desmond, Shaun, rebecca and Evie are relaxing in the living room when they heard the sound of a car pull up in the hiden parking area
Altair: *comes down stairs* hey uh... Jacob just pulled up in some fancy vehicle.
Evie: oh god...
Desmond: where did he even get the money for it?
Ezio: idk, but we should probably go see what he's up to.
Leonardo: Si.
They all get up and head outside to the hiden parking area to see Jacob roll up in a fancy black mustang. With him next to him was Duccio.
Altair: Good Allah Jacob, what is that ridicules vehicle your driving about in?
Jacob: for your information, this ridiculous vehicle is a mustang. One of the fast cars on the modern era, and Duccio here helped buy it.
Ezio: why would you trust him to help you buy a car!?
Jacob: Oh he didn't pay for it.
Desmond: then who did?
Jacob: I did.
Everyone except Duccio look at Jacob surprised, especially Evie.
Evie: I-I'm sorry... did you say... you! Jacob Frye... actually manged to save his money and not blow it on something ridiculous and unnecessary???
Jacob: well ya! See, I can be responsible too!
Leonardo: and your were still able to pay the rent?
Jacob: yep! See I tell you guys I can be responsible, why is it so hard to believe?
Altair: cause the times you are reasonable are lower then all the times your not.
Shaun: and they often times involve breaking a lot of things.
Jacob: ya well, *gets out the car* look at me now!
Desmond: well I gotta say it's a nice car.
Ezio: so wait then why is Duccio with you then?
Duccio: why to help him find the best suitable car for him of course.
Shaun: Huh, so I'm guessing you got insurance for the car?
Jacob: uh... ya... insurance... so any way the car goes pretty fast and the seats are-
Rebecca: but did you get the insurance?
Jacob: ...
Leonardo: so you didn't get the insurance...
Ezio: *sighs*
Shaun: I can't believe you didn't get the insurance for car once you bought it! What kind of idiot doesn't also get insurance for a new car they buy!
Duccio: *gets out the car* I resent that.
Ezio: *glares over at Duccio*
Duccio: ah, not this time Auditore, see. We are already outside, so you can't throw me out.
Ezio: *grabs Duccio and lifts him up by the back of his shirt and drags him towards the house*
Duccio: U-huh- wait where are you taking me!?
Ezio: *YEETS Duccio inside the house*
Duccio: AH-! *lands face first on the living room floor*
Yep after a long while I made part 2 of Duccio gets thrown out, hope you guys enjoyed it 😎👌
Day 2: Goblin slayer
This one took a while to complete 😓 but it turned out pretty good 😎👌
I was looking threw my phone today and I saw this old drawing i did of grillby from undertale I did two years back.
I just wanted to share it =)
Mercy I hate how i did his head and arms...
(Click to see the Image better)
Learning blender in collage and uh...
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Drew my two favorite old dorks
(The first paper sketch version I drew in class)
(click image to see better cause Tumblr be like that)
Please help I have Plague Doctor brain rot rn and drew this for a Discord RPG server and I love this character to bits rn. And for those of you who are familiar with the Legends of Arthur. Yes she is named after the Kight Bliant. Bliant was the one who helped Sir Lancelot when he was love sick.
She also has her Plague Doctor staff, and you can thank @clqveris for the big brain idea of combining the one snake staff with the typical plague doctor staff (The staff with the hourglass and wings on it).
(click the read more if you want to see a more close up drawing of Bliant's staff and info on it as well)
Bliant's staff is no ordinary staff, the snake that is mounted to the staff, is named Nehushtan. Which was indeed inspired by the biblical story of Moses. Nehushtan was a metal serpent mounted on a staff that Moses had made, by God's command, to cure the Israelites of snake bites while wandering in the desert. Also the snake itself is sentaint, though it mostly just takes the form of an inanimate golden snake coiled around the staff, but it does have a true form, but more prefers to travel this away with its owner(s???).
Bliant can also talk to Nehushtan even when the snake is inanimate, and only she can hear Nehushtan talk. So most of the time when Bliant is talking to Nehushtan, to onlookers it just looks like Bliant is talking to inanimate staff, since Bliant is the only one who can hear Nehushtan through the deep connection she has with them. So to those that don't know her and about her staff, they just assume she's crazy, which many people do, but Blinat isn't to bothered by this fact that no one else can hear Nehushtan. In fact she is rather causal about it when people ask her why she talks to her staff, whether they believe her or not is up to them, and again she isn't bothered if they don't.
New ask blog not: this is luna_ studios_ is a whole separate blog on it's own.