Emily: It Was Love At First Sight, I Knew My Life Would Never Be The Same Again.

Emily: Am I in trouble?

Hotch: Take a guess.

Emily: No..?

Hotch: Take another guess.

This song reminds me so much of Will Byers AND Jonathan Byers. Btw Mike Wheeler is so Anti-Hero.

Morgan: How many hours did you sleep last night?

Reid: 4 surprisingly.

Morgan: Straight?

Reid: No bisexual, why?

Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.

Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.

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Nagito: How petty can you get?

Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out

Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun

Nagito: surprise me

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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Sayaka: The final boss.

Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.

Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.

Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !

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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.

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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"

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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

Togami: No.

Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!

Togami: Never speak to me in public again.

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

I want a Marvel fanfic of Peter Doing really mundane or domestic things with each of the avengers. Like getting breakfast with Natasha & Wanda, going grocery shopping Steve, working with Tony and Bruce. Just.. that. All the avengers somewhat adopt Peter, and that’s the fic!

If MatPat exists in the MHA universe, do you think he’d have another channel called Quirk Theory? Or hero theory? If so then he’d be Izuku’s favorite YouTuber I think.

“But that’s just a theory..

A QUIRK THEORY”

Love that they’re wearing each other’s hair color on their ties. I adore them

Negan: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Carl: Is that a picture of you?

Negan: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.