“Kokichi: I Am Not Out Of Control!! I’m A Law Abiding Citizen!”

This song reminds me so much of Will Byers AND Jonathan Byers. Btw Mike Wheeler is so Anti-Hero.

“Kokichi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.”

“Angie: Only if you also don't ask why Atua gave me them.”

“Angie: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Please, Atua says take your pick!”

“Kokichi:..”

“Angie:..”

“Kokichi: This one is fine.”

Komahina

Hotch: Just be careful, Reid!

Reid *heading out the door*: I'm always careful, Hotch!

Reid: It's everything around me that's careless.

About to edit Lokius to Getaway Car, then Wanda to The Bolter

Hajime: Do you ever think before you speak?

Nagito: Nope! I like to be just as surprised as everyone else.

Reid: Did you win? Or just not die?

Reid: Either way, hooray.

Emily: ...Is ‘no’ a valid answer?

Reid: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Morgan: How many hours did you sleep last night?

Reid: 4 surprisingly.

Morgan: Straight?

Reid: No bisexual, why?