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STORMI/STRAY CAT UPDATE!!!

.UM SO like er ive been taking care of a stray cat-which i named stormi aka knockoff bluestar akaaka stormtrooper lolol

yeah so basically (btw my ma has been in on this since she discovered stormi in the first place dwdw):

>finally does the pet/furry child family expanding talk >agrees on chores and jobs >puts out carrier after a few days of feeding them for them to get used to >gets microchipped checked (there was none) + later full on vet checkup (+ another microchip check just in case, still nothing)

>TURNS OUT STORMI IS A GUY AND IS NEUTURED- (no cnr signs like a ear cut, tattoo anything at all)

WTF HELP IVE BEEN MISGENDERING A CAT OUT OF ALL LIVING THINGS

btw yeah we gonna adopt them btw since we already microchipped him during the checkup + getting the stuff for em ++ fell completely in love- vet says hes around 9 years old and im so fuggin exited ive always wanted a cat since i grew up with only dogs >:DD (IM GOING FOR BIRD NEXT /j)

ANYWAYS HERES A PHOTODUMP (we keepin the name stormi btw since we so used to it and he responds to it pretty well :DDD)

ayo who the mousebrain that be late to the clan meeting 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

ANYWAYS YUHHH THERES THE KITTYOTTY UODATE!!

OPINION RANT TIME WOO LESGOO CUZ SOME OF YALL ARE FUQED UP IN THJE HEAD

ok so can we talk about the whole 'turning straight ppl gay' thing- like.. huh? if you have a straight char WITH a girlfriend or something and then have ONE guy friend the fandom will go totally crazy and be like

'OMG HES SO GAY THEYVE KNOWN EACHOTHER SINCE CHILDHOOD PLES PAIR THEM UP AND MAKE MY HEADCANON BE TRUE SOFT BOI X EMO!!!'

also do you know whos saying this straight girls for some reason????

?????????????????????

like why tf do u need these two guys to kiss just kiss your own highschool boyfriend that youll break up with in a month ya yaoi-crazed freak

like if you swapped roles with a gay char, boyfriend and one girl friend then ONE person headcanons their straight thats homophobia??

(future me: ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE WHEN THEY DO IT TO IRL PPL LIKE GIRL- THATS A MARRIED MAN WITH 2 CHILDREN JUST TRYNA ACT OUT A CHARACTER AND NOW U TRYNA DRAW HIS HYPERREALISTIC PP TOUCHIN ANOTHA MANS BOOTYHOLE)

AYIUFEKHAJAAAA istGGGG we need to stop ASSUMING and FORCING peoples sexualities LOUDLY like plz just keep that shit locked up in your mind idc if theyre roomates or not in your highschool fanon fic just keep that stuff away from me -me, a literal and openly queer person to show how weirded out i am by this stuff

also the whole 'race headcanon' shit like dude they were white in the books they were white in the movies why are they latino all the sudden?? i know black lives matter n all but changing a persons race is uhhh yeah

mob mentality is fucked man we all fucked when the twitter (no fuck the name 'x' it sounds like a porn site) trending floodgates open and they find out what next impossible natural human behavior to make 'boyfriend goals' like mf mafia army men that would stalk,kidnap and rape u until you got stockholm syndome (that was literally the plot of a smut fic i read- SOMEBODY WROTE THAT THINKING ITS HOT??)

aint gonna lie i thought i would have more deer plushies (GAUAHAHAAA ITS ALL XMAS FAULT WHY DO DEER HAVE TO BE XMASSY AND NOT JUST DEER >:()

dont mind the bison i just wanted to include him cuz he was my only one of that species n close enough to an elk for me lolol

also like what is up with no plushies being female deer??? they pretty cool too and fawns need a momma :((

I WANT UUUUU TO GET A PLUSHIE OF YOUR KINTYPE/MOST SIMILAR TO YOUR KINTYPE (TRUST ME U WONT REGRET IT)

guhhhh how tf do u draw an elk hoof pointing

GIMMIE STUFF TO PUT ON THIS FELLOW!!!

this is gonna be one crazy fellow i just know it-

I HAVE SO MANY FANTRIBE IDEAS IDK WHERE TO GET STARTED SO ILL SHARE THEM WITH YALL

betta fish seawing?? JELLY FISH SEAWING???? raptor-like bodies (or just bipedal lolol) dodo dragons >:) season changer? SUGAR GLIDER WINGS sorta mantis-like arms? bird legs ehehe stained glass wings?? microraptor-like wings/feathers FLOWER TAIL >:D elephant-like tusks? cuthulu-like face tentacles lolol no eyes (but with like big ears,whiskers or echolocation so they can 'see') able to puff up like a frog manta ray-like wings POUQUIPINE SPIKES ONG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS tree branch horns/tail weird shrimp ahh big/wildcat-like? cougar,snow leopard,cheetah,etc p l a t y p u s some sorta antelope? mayeb a warthog A WHOLE TRIBE BUT EVERYONE IS A DIFF DOMESTIC/WILD DOG >:D

lolol im just naming animals now so why not just name random stuff that inspires me: beavers walrus penguin manatee lobster hummingbird tapir anteater mountain goat rabbit fox lionfish barn owl xeric shrubland redwood forest boreal forest overgrown cliffs coastal cliffs

HELLO I JUST CAME BACK FROM FLORIDA CUZ EARLY BIRTHDAY AND A VISIT TO GRAMPS!!!

i am now +1 sad elephant richer (fr tho zoo miami is horrible dont go there if u wanna be sad it aint no sunshine and rainbows its just sunshine and animals who need a break)

i also got my first sunburnt which is suprising cuz ive been so fuggin pale my whole life :')

antidepressant at your service /j

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it honestly feels like people who hate furries and therians

1- dont do their research and just go from word of mouth to word of mouth (god i hate mob mentality)

2- dont accept difference or being unique and want to stick to the 'normal' steryotype that everyone is forced apon

3- think people need consent for looking at you apparently..?

4- think everyone in the community obsessed with sex/sexual things/kinks and never a minor (the person in the video looked about teenage age, just a bit lanky and most likley a minor themselves.)

5- goes all 'k.'/one word mode when theyve been corrected for some reason instead of accepting theyre wrong (though most people do that- i know i have a few times, and its a pretty bad habit people should correct as it leads to a more toxic environment and ruining relationships)

6- cyberbullying reminder time!! :3 -All states have criminal laws that might apply to bullying behaviors, including cyberbullying. -Most states expressly include electronic forms of harassment in their statutes. -Cyberbullying can lead to criminal charges, jail time, device confiscation, and restitution to victims (CA) -Some states allow schools to discipline students for off-campus behavior that disrupts the learning environment

7- think people arent allowed to have fun and run around when theyre over the age of 5, and think babies come out of the womb walking on 2 legs apparently

8- think that having some sort of animal as apart of your identity automatically makes you go feral and run off into the woods to never act like a human again (though i would absolutely love that, it just isnt true lolol)

9- think humans are aliens from a different planet/universe entirely and arent all related mammals that just happen to evolve sentience over millions of years

10- think its a active ravanging criminal gang of zoophiles, rapists, pedophiles, and more for some reason?? like- wouldnt furries and therians not exist if that really was the case? (plus, only the bad eggs get popular due to drama so people see the community in another light then at other times, other then that the communities are pretty quiet if you arent in them yourself.)

atleast i got a laugh outta this one lolol

this isnt 'hate response' as it wasnt my video/post or intention anyways- i just wanted to get this out there that: reddit bad!11!!!! >:((( (even though its filled with even more creeps then the whole entire therian community itself)

midnight doodles :P

some have meaning some dont idk im tired and hungry

why am i scared of a singular water tower and minecraft- like im fine with watching ppl play it but im just scared of it for no reason bruh

also hotels

i hate hotels with a burning passion

thank u tumblr for reccomending me this gif my life is complete frfr tho i LOVE the birds that have a like a whole ahh parade float for the male and then the females are like in the most basic colors ever theres so many goofy species that do that and i adore watching them tryna inpress the ladies who look bored asf

have yall heard of a kakapo parrot?? its like the most depressing bird ive ever heard of- its a flightless endangered bird cuz its so bad at mating it like they will literally mate a rock and theres a video of a person getting practically teabagged by one ;-;

I FOUND IT XD

shagged by a rare parrot (youtube.com)

also they are so beautiful and look like they should be the ones named the kiwi bird cuz like-

imma stop here before this becomes as long as the whole warriors series

YALL WANNA HEAR THE EARLIEST DREAM I EVER REMEMBERED????

oke so i was like around 7 at the time when i had this- idk the exact age but all i know is that its been in my brain for a long time XD

i was walking into my houses kitchen and i screamed when i saw my mom sticking her head into the oven and covered in weird ahh green goo for some reason

i started to point at my ma and yelled smthin like "WHY ARE YOU GREEN?!" and she yelled back "WHY ARE YOOUU GREEN??" and we kept going back in fourth like 'no ur green-no u' idk i dont rlly remember what else we were yelling

until i somehow switched to my moms pov all of the sudden but kept yelling 'why are u green' cuz now i was ACTUALLY seeing green (out of my moms eyes- but ill just keep saying 'i' lolol)

everything was litterally green cuz i was now covered in green goo and ig so were my eyes or smthin so i just saw the world in a very green tint

yeah thats the dream- wtf was my child mind thinking about (i think i also considered this a nightmare at the time-but today its just fuggin funny)

idk dreams are weird n wild in general anyways lolol