Answering This Myself Cuz Im Bored An I Feel Like Yapping >:D

OPINION RANT TIME WOO LESGOO CUZ SOME OF YALL ARE FUQED UP IN THJE HEAD

ok so can we talk about the whole 'turning straight ppl gay' thing- like.. huh? if you have a straight char WITH a girlfriend or something and then have ONE guy friend the fandom will go totally crazy and be like

'OMG HES SO GAY THEYVE KNOWN EACHOTHER SINCE CHILDHOOD PLES PAIR THEM UP AND MAKE MY HEADCANON BE TRUE SOFT BOI X EMO!!!'

also do you know whos saying this straight girls for some reason????

?????????????????????

like why tf do u need these two guys to kiss just kiss your own highschool boyfriend that youll break up with in a month ya yaoi-crazed freak

like if you swapped roles with a gay char, boyfriend and one girl friend then ONE person headcanons their straight thats homophobia??

(future me: ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE WHEN THEY DO IT TO IRL PPL LIKE GIRL- THATS A MARRIED MAN WITH 2 CHILDREN JUST TRYNA ACT OUT A CHARACTER AND NOW U TRYNA DRAW HIS HYPERREALISTIC PP TOUCHIN ANOTHA MANS BOOTYHOLE)

AYIUFEKHAJAAAA istGGGG we need to stop ASSUMING and FORCING peoples sexualities LOUDLY like plz just keep that shit locked up in your mind idc if theyre roomates or not in your highschool fanon fic just keep that stuff away from me -me, a literal and openly queer person to show how weirded out i am by this stuff

also the whole 'race headcanon' shit like dude they were white in the books they were white in the movies why are they latino all the sudden?? i know black lives matter n all but changing a persons race is uhhh yeah

mob mentality is fucked man we all fucked when the twitter (no fuck the name 'x' it sounds like a porn site) trending floodgates open and they find out what next impossible natural human behavior to make 'boyfriend goals' like mf mafia army men that would stalk,kidnap and rape u until you got stockholm syndome (that was literally the plot of a smut fic i read- SOMEBODY WROTE THAT THINKING ITS HOT??)

IM RE-READING SOME OF THE WARRIOR GRAPHIC NOVELS I HAVE AND THERES SO MUCH DETAIL THAT NOBODY PUTS IN LIKE GAMES AND RPS????

LIKE RIVERCLAN WEAVES REEDS AS DENS- THATS SO SMART!!! also u can see them with some sorta colorful thing, im not sure if its shells or seaglass as windows but its pretty XD in winds of change- the moonpool has like places the starclan cats can sit on like the concil they are and a tiny waterfall that i think is so cool :D in graystripes adventure-husker has like a fookin bowlcut and i just think thats kinda goofy so ig cats have wigs = confirmed XD AND RIGHT BEFORE THE PAGE TO WARRIORS RETURN MY SORTA AU IS ACTUALLY CONFIRMED!! THUNDERCLAN LIVED IN A BLOCKED OFF SECTION OF THE GORGE AND NOT JUST A RANDOM HOLE!! (not sure if its actually the big gorge but HEYY ITS CLOSE ENOUGH) the yellow-striped cat (i forgot his name xd) in ravenpaws path has a lazy eye! also its seen in barleys dream/memory that hoot and jumper are the ones who attacked violet!

bonus things for those books too! graystipe asks barley and ravenpaw for directions when he passed them so ravenpaw is prob still there to this day! its confirmed that they can de-root and move bushes to where they like! one of mintys and willies kits is named sniff which i love AND IN THE SAME BOOK- MITZ'S SON IS NAMED FRITZ! :')

anyways i only have like a small amount of the manga books (ravenpaws path, skyclan and the stranger, a shadow in riverclan and graystipes adventure) so if theres any other stuff plz tell me,id love to know :D

me when 'Bungo Stray Dogs' isnt about canines

Even predators can have predators- and can do much more harm.

my human body cannot do quads themselves- and it just makes me uncomfortable as a whole when i try, but this video is important to listen to; especially the last parts.

yes- people can sexualize you in shorts and fully clothed yes- there are people who have a fetish for bare feet and armpits yes- two is better then one, think of your trusted one as a sorta account manager or virtual bodyguard (mini yes- even wwe wrestlers have bodyguards, no need to say your tough and can 'fight them off'- trust me, adults know how to handle screaming kicking people of any age, height and weight.)

i would say your good within the whole 'location identify' thing as long as your in a big city or place with lots of individuals and away from where you actually live- ex: parks, businesses, EMPTY parking lots (cars have much more identity then you think), docks, even statues (remember the city bit though- i heavily would not do if its a town or smaller as theres much more chances of you being identified)

**every community has its creeps, and we cannot stop it no matter what- best is to just not bother with that corner of the party.**

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HELLO I JUST CAME BACK FROM FLORIDA CUZ EARLY BIRTHDAY AND A VISIT TO GRAMPS!!!

i am now +1 sad elephant richer (fr tho zoo miami is horrible dont go there if u wanna be sad it aint no sunshine and rainbows its just sunshine and animals who need a break)

i also got my first sunburnt which is suprising cuz ive been so fuggin pale my whole life :')

oh- cervidae!!? XDD

but oh... cervidae.. <3

what ppl think female elks are like:

what female elks are actually like:

fun fact!: elk are animals that have manes sorta like lions! although not very show-offy like them,(and the females also have them) they grow more puffy in the winter to keep warm sorta like turtlenecks XD

can people drown on land

like in snow i know theres other ways but snow is also water so it would be considered drowning right??? (if they had like an air pocket or something so no suffocate)

like if the snow consumes them like the water does

or like if they breathe too much snow

googles not helping so heres a quick drawing for cavemen

ive had this in my drafts and i still am thinkin bout it so here u go tumblr XD

friend ive known for a short amount of time: "you act ALOT like a-"

me, an obvious and open therian: finish that sentence buddy- i dare u /lh

midnight doodles :P

some have meaning some dont idk im tired and hungry

why am i scared of a singular water tower and minecraft- like im fine with watching ppl play it but im just scared of it for no reason bruh

also hotels

i hate hotels with a burning passion

thank u tumblr for reccomending me this gif my life is complete frfr tho i LOVE the birds that have a like a whole ahh parade float for the male and then the females are like in the most basic colors ever theres so many goofy species that do that and i adore watching them tryna inpress the ladies who look bored asf

have yall heard of a kakapo parrot?? its like the most depressing bird ive ever heard of- its a flightless endangered bird cuz its so bad at mating it like they will literally mate a rock and theres a video of a person getting practically teabagged by one ;-;

I FOUND IT XD

shagged by a rare parrot (youtube.com)

also they are so beautiful and look like they should be the ones named the kiwi bird cuz like-

imma stop here before this becomes as long as the whole warriors series