YOU BETTER WRITE HIM CONSISTENTLY OR ELSE--------

Mr. Compress once tried to teach Toga sleight of hand because she once saw him shuffling cards and was awed.

But when he did...

"Now, young lady, the art of sleight of hand is about finesse, deception, and most importantly — subtlety."

"Oooh, like sneaking up on someone and slicing their throat?"

"...Not exactly what I was going for, but sure, let’s work with that. Now, observe—"

He pulls a playing card from his sleeve, makes it "disappear", and then dramatically pulls it from behind Toga’s ear.

She claps excitedly. "Do it again! But, like, with a knife!"

"No knives, Toga."

"...Okay, okay, no knives." pulls out a scalpel

"Toga."

His next attempt...

"The key to all magic is misdirection. You draw their attention elsewhere—"

Toga nods. Then, mid-sentence, she throws a knife at Dabi. (It misses, but only because he moves at the last second.)

Dabi: "WHAT THE HELL, TOGA?!"

Toga: giggles "Misdirection!"

Mr Compress: "... Toga."

He gives up.

Toga is thrilled and believes she has mastered sleight of hand.

Dabi is never sitting next to them again.

Twice is the only one genuinely impressed and starts calling Toga "The Murder Magician".

Compress refuses to acknowledge this atrocity as magic.

Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

It's ironic. Homelander constantly goes on and on about how pathetic humans are and how he above them. But at the same time, he wishes that any of the scientists who raised him and ran experiments would have shown him some humanity. And because he has no proper understanding of what humanity is, it's also the reason why he can't connect with Ryan since he still has it.

Hazbin Hotel Theory:

Alastor's soul is owned by Lilith to look after Charlie

"I'm hungry to freedom like never before. The constraints of my deal surely have a back door. Once I figure out how to unclip my wings, guess who will be pulling all the strings" - Episode 8

"It has been an age since thou hath graced us with thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling into...holy arms?" - Zestial, Episode 3

Alastor hasn't been seen in hell for 7 years and Charlie mentions she hasn't spoken to her mother in 7 years either (beginning of episode 1).

"Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of heaven. And if you want to stay here, you're going down there and stopping that bitch. You understand me, Lilith?" - Lute, Episode 8

Alastor immediately having beef with Lucifer stepping in to support Charlie. Lucifer's involvement would also reduce the amount of influence Alastor/Lilith could have on Charlie.

This jab in particular during 'Hell's Greatest Dad' stands out to me because Lilith & Lucifer are separated at this point. Maybe Alastor is dissing Lucifer for not being there for Charlie. All the while, Alastor was involved heavily in the Hotel project, even if that was just by Lilith's demands.

Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor. Best of luck chums!"

Vaggie: Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor, we need your help. We need you to do your job.

Angel: We need a wall.

Alastor: Of course. Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already! What would the papers say?

This last piece may be a stretch - Alastor is on his way to the tailor but still pauses to fix the hotel. How obligated is Alator to keep the hotel in top condition? (Episode 2)

"So then why do you want to help me if you don't believe in my cause?" - Charlie, Pilot

With that radio scratch, maybe Charlie struck a nerve by asking. Alastor was pretty clear that redemption wasn't possible - the nonexistent humanity. Is 'personal entertainment' a cover-up for being forced to help the hotel?

Given the hierarchy of Hell in the hellaverse, there aren't many who could put Alastor in a place of vulnerability or provide services that he cannot do for himself (strike a deal, then). Lilith would have the power to keep Alastor in bonds and may have a motive in keeping an anonymous eye on her daughter.

Oui oui

Croissant.

FUCKING DEAD

thinks about epsilon for a second

cries AND THEN COMES THIS FUCKING SCENE LIKE----

HELLO???? YOU TRYNA KILL ME OR SMTH??????????????????

god i love them sm

sorry not sorry

It's actually insane how my brain reacted to Rody and Deku's interactions

Like

The MOMENT THEY MET

My brain was like "OHHH THEY GOTTA BE SHIPPED"

I'M NOT JOKING WHEN I'M TELLING YOU THAT I STARTED GOOGLING RODYDEKU EVEN BEFORE THE FIRST SCENE BETWEEN THEM ENDED

I DIDN'T CARE THAT I'M GONNA GET SPOILERS I DIDN'T LOOK BACK FOR AN INSTANT

That was the gayest shit EVER

And ME? I'M A BKDK AND IZUOCHA ENJOYER

But that movie gave me a new reason to live.

And I'm never gonna recover. This is my lifelong obsession now.

IF

HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE !!!