I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST IDEA EVER

what the stolitz was that and why is there water raining from my eyes

"I heard people "shipping us

are shipping us" where?"

GOSH THIS IS NOW MY FAVOURITE HUMAN AU FOR THEM GODDAMN THIS IS SO FITTING FOR THEM

imagine this: they are both sober

Mr. Compress once tried to teach Toga sleight of hand because she once saw him shuffling cards and was awed.

But when he did...

"Now, young lady, the art of sleight of hand is about finesse, deception, and most importantly — subtlety."

"Oooh, like sneaking up on someone and slicing their throat?"

"...Not exactly what I was going for, but sure, let’s work with that. Now, observe—"

He pulls a playing card from his sleeve, makes it "disappear", and then dramatically pulls it from behind Toga’s ear.

She claps excitedly. "Do it again! But, like, with a knife!"

"No knives, Toga."

"...Okay, okay, no knives." pulls out a scalpel

"Toga."

His next attempt...

"The key to all magic is misdirection. You draw their attention elsewhere—"

Toga nods. Then, mid-sentence, she throws a knife at Dabi. (It misses, but only because he moves at the last second.)

Dabi: "WHAT THE HELL, TOGA?!"

Toga: giggles "Misdirection!"

Mr Compress: "... Toga."

He gives up.

Toga is thrilled and believes she has mastered sleight of hand.

Dabi is never sitting next to them again.

Twice is the only one genuinely impressed and starts calling Toga "The Murder Magician".

Compress refuses to acknowledge this atrocity as magic.

Day is saved HUMDINGER NATION RISE OUR TIME HAS COME

OCTOBER 28TH HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES I'M SO HYPE FOR IT

So imagine if Aizawa and Present Mic do manage to pull Oboro Shirakumo out of Kurogiri. He’s back, his memories, his personality, everything. Same old Oboro, the one they knew. But something isn’t right.

Because there’s still a part of him for whatever reason, a deeply ingrained part, that is fiercely, unshakably loyal to... Tomura Shigaraki.

Like, just imagine him saying, after all the effort, at some point... "Tomura Shigaraki must be protected. That is my goal."

And Aizawa and Mic tried to, like, get him out of it, they really did, but no matter how much they tried to talk him out of it, no matter how much they try to reason with him, his brain just... shuts off. Remember that scene of their first interrogation of Kurogiri? And his brain activity went blank. Yeah, that kind of shuts off.

Not like he’s ignoring them. Not like he’s upset. But completely, biologically off. No brain activity. Zero. For two hours, more or less. The number differs each time, and they just stopped trying.

They said, they really tried to tell him that "You’re not Kurogiri anymore", and suddenly, he’s gone. Like someone just flipped a switch.

And when he comes back? He has no idea what happened.

This isn’t just brainwashing. This is something worse.

This is rewiring. This is deep-rooted conditioning. This is proof that All For One knew this might happen. Maybe not to Oboro, maybe he didn't think that far, but to Kurogiri? Yes. And so when he was created, that was placed deep into his consciousness.

And that’s not even the worst part, because sometimes, Oboro wanders off at night.

Not sleepwalking. Not dreaming. Just... standing in the middle of the street, staring into nothing. And when they shake him awake?

He doesn’t remember leaving the house.

And sometimes, when they’re not listening, he says things that terrify them.

"Tomura Shigaraki... he was alone for so long" "No one held his hand" "He only ever knew destruction"

"I failed him once. I cannot fail again".

They saved him... but they didn’t break his chains. They can't, they tried. These chains stayed from Kurogiri to Oboro.

And worst of all?

Maybe some part of him doesn't even want to get rid of these chains.

It's ironic. Homelander constantly goes on and on about how pathetic humans are and how he above them. But at the same time, he wishes that any of the scientists who raised him and ran experiments would have shown him some humanity. And because he has no proper understanding of what humanity is, it's also the reason why he can't connect with Ryan since he still has it.

As much as I love how Blake Roman performed "Poison", it is in no comparison to "Addict". Those are two different songs with two different vocals, and both of them absolutely NAILED IT, both Michael and Blake, making those two songs an absolute banger and an extremely heavy emotionally-wise songs.

Michael is a fucking legend, at least show some respect to him, damn. Its not that hard. And it would not be an exaggeration to say that it was a great honour for the entire fandom to have him as Angel Dust's VA, so saying shit like that to praise Blake is extremely disappointing. There are other ways to express sympathy, not like that.

upd. Happy to see they sorted it out, we all should be more kind to each other and NEVER harass anyone on the internet, no matter what their position are. ❤️

This disgusting fandom doesn't deserve Michael. It never did.

❤

I drew this sketch for my friend who had a cold to make him feel better.

I think Stolas also appreciates that Blitzo cares about him.

oooo look who's being shy

For some reason it seemed to me like a good idea to draw them in the style of Bluey.