This Is One More Piece Of Advice I Have For You: Don’t Get Impatient. Even If Things Are So Tangled

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

me: i am an innocent little bean

me:

me:

me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*

when younger people are more successful than me

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

I can’t imagine what it’s like for the guy who guards her.

Well, it’s not that bad.

Staff: Show your followers your likes!

Me: Bitch, imma be kinkshamed to all hell if

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world