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okay i posted bye i didn’t think i’d ever post that shit-

My next fanfic is almost done! sorry it’s taking so long to get to you guys! :(

₊‧.°.⋆˚₊‧⋆. sam's masterlist post !!

peter mowing your lawn

peter mowing your lawn part 2

nsfw headcanons part 1

nsfw headcanons part 2

sfw peter headcanons

pillow talk with peter

enemies to lovers with peter

peter sneaking sex songs into another playlist

aftercare with peter

nascar racer peter

peter x nurse!reader

riding peter

domestic peter

corruption kink with peter

more corruption kink with peter

husband!peter

onlyfans!peter

age gap + jealous!peter

age gap with peter

more age gap with peter

more age gap with peter part 2

breeding kink with peter

flirting with neighbour peter

oral fixation + peter's dog tags

more oral fixation with peter

peter + sleeve tattoos

hatefucking with peter

more hatefucking with peter

hatefucking + age gap

dad's best friend!peter

peter fucking you outside a dive bar

peter's in a cover band

kids soccer coach!peter

tw drug use peter snorting cocaine off you

rockstar!peter x groupie!reader

pr relationship with rockstar!peter

rockstar!peter + brooklyn baby

making a sextape with rockstar!peter

rockstar!peter + pregnant groupie

being needy for rockstar!peter

neighbour!peter meeting your parents after fucking you

rockstar!peter + daddy

falling for rockstar!peter after starring in a mv with him

peter getting a tattoo of your name on his chest

protective rockstar!peter

being inexperienced with owen

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Anakin: Rexxxxxxxxxxx, you know you’re the best captain ever, right? 

Rex: *Sceptically raising an eyebrow*

Anakin: I need a favour

Rex, muttering: Of course you do.

Rex: What do you need, General?

*Ten Minutes Later*

Obi Wan: And what is Anakin doing in there, Captain? 

Rex: Erm……

Flashback to Anakin’s voice: Play dumb. He’ll never know.

Rex: Who’s Anakin? 

Anakin, from the other room: NOT THAT DUMB!

Anakin: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Padme: I don’t know, how-

Obi-Wan, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks.

he is so beautiful it’s not fair

Random Star Wars [10/∞]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Tape From Hell

Billy Hargrove x Fem!Reader

Ask: @hargrove-stan: Can I request an imagine where the reader and Billy are dating and instead of billy getting possessed by the mind flayer it’s the reader? And billy is the one trying to free the reader from the mind flayer’s possession in star court mall? Reader doesn’t die!

Warnings: NSFW! swearing (like a lot), t o x i c relationship, SMUT, oral (f receiving), p in v, choking, dirty talk, a hint of degradation, billy being bat shit? Idk if it’s a part of his personality comes with the package, crying, angst, sad shit, violence! (not from Billy for a change), it’s dark I ain’t gonna lie

Word-Count: 14k (I know she’s a long one but it’s worth it)

There were a few things about Billy that had you seething with anger for a big part of your relationship. For one, Billy Hargrove was one big asshole. He could be oh so selfish and self-obsessed and sneaky as hell. Something about his way just played into one’s annoyance just right. Perhaps it was a talent, really, for him to be able to change someone’s mood from happy to sour with only a few words and calculated looks. Just like he had done to you only half an hour prior, leaving you to sit in your car, anger brooding in the back of your mind.

You had been on your way home, punching your steering wheel furiously, as you cussed him out, the mixtape he had made for you playing loudly in the background when you almost hit a tree. Deciding it was better to stop for a few moments and calm yourself, you now sat at the side of the road, head thrown back against the seat, eyes closed as you forced yourself to stand over it.

Everything had been just fine; you knew his temper and his habits of flirting. You knew and it was fine. But when you came to the Hawkins Community Pool, where you had planned to surprise him with some food and a new bikini, which you knew he would drool over, only find him grinning down at Karen Wheeler, while biting his lip and moving his hand to gallantly pull at the strap of her swimsuit – which was quite unsuitable for a woman her age, by the way. He had seen you then, after giving a wink to one of her lady friends. And he knew what he had done too, for the sly smile had frozen on his lips and his limbs seemed to stiffen dramatically. You had turned around then, walking back to your car with the two milkshakes and bag of food in hand. He had run after you, too, and you thought had he not done so, you would have been less angry now. It was nothing, he had said. They just like to look, no need to overreact. That one had gotten you and God you had reacted, for he had pulled such shit, too, back when you were both still in high school.

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it’s illegal to look fucking DELICIOUS while dreaming of death. uh uh.

#nightmares. but make it sexy