Sometimes I See Shit In The Gravity Falls Fandom That Makes Me Want To Tweet Hot Takes But The Angel

Top three least realistic things about Gravity Falls:

3. Magical creatures

2. Lack of profanity from the Stan twins

1. The fact that the Stanleymobile has survived as long as it has

That charity stream added 10 years to my life, watered my plants, fed my dogs, paid off my car, cooked my dinner, finished my essays, wrote a whole 276 page novel, & gave me a dopamine rush the likes of which I doubt I will ever feel again.

nothing but respect for MY president

You need to look up red cornetfish

OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

TRUMPET GUY

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong