that new invader zim movie is out today which means it’s time for me to convert back into my 12yr old emo phase and nobody can stop me
I’m not gonna lie, more than half the things I post are just for stupid af jokes & I don’t get how people find the silly shit I post funny. Literally I am my own target audience when I make jokes. Anyone else who finds enjoyment in them is a very pleasant bonus.
anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong
You need to look up red cornetfish
OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
TRUMPET GUY
never stopped tbh
I think Hawkeye Pierce is like if you dropped Yakko Warner in a war zone
there are not nearly enough au's about newly divorced and single father fiddleford moving in with ford to work on their project and both of them essentially co-parenting tate while dancing around the fact that they're in love.
the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
Everybody says congratulations when you get a new job, or start a business, or buy a house, or have a baby, or get married, or buy a new car...
I just wanted to take a second out of the day to say congratulations to all of you who made it through a hard week this week.
Congratulations to those who are holding it together for the sake of the people you love.
Congratulations to anyone who thought about taking the easy way out and decided to stick around for a while longer.
Congratulations for showing up. Again.
You deserve all the love too.
Virgo, 25, pan/demi, anyGod has let me live another day so I will spend it looking at blorbos.
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