MURDOC IS BACK HOLY SHIT

ford

love that nerd

Top three least realistic things about Gravity Falls:

3. Magical creatures

2. Lack of profanity from the Stan twins

1. The fact that the Stanleymobile has survived as long as it has

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

This is so real to me bc I had a guardian as a kid who would do that even when I was actually doing things like work around the house. It makes you feel like you need to strive for perfection but, even if you achieve said “perfection”, it’s still not enough.

ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

in my heart this became a running joke between them. Anyway happy fiddleford friday i finally drew something on the day itself

(cohost crosspost here)

this is making me laugh

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon