You Could Give Me A 20 Minute Animation Of Ford Eating A Sandwich Or Something While Stan Watches TV

Welcome to the Unknown, boys.

You’re more lost than you realize.

In light of the Superbowl yesterday, let's all remember who the REAL star is:

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

Top three least realistic things about Gravity Falls:

3. Magical creatures

2. Lack of profanity from the Stan twins

1. The fact that the Stanleymobile has survived as long as it has

I guess I’m combining hyperfixations here but I literally cannot get the idea out of my mind & have to word-vomit it somewhere:

Wouldn’t it be wild if Ford had some sort of severance procedure sometime in his portal era as a way to try & stop Bill from possessing his body all the time? And what if the “innie” version of Ford was the one who came through the portal? & went through Weirdmaggedon? & had all those experiences? & then one day on the Stan O’ War II he just…wakes up as his “outie” somehow. He’s so confused & disoriented because that version of him is still in the portal. That version of him doesn’t realize he’s much older now. That version of him is still in survival mode. & the moment he sees Stan he’s confused, paranoid, distrustful. Imagine all the progress the Stan Twins had made just suddenly disappearing because of it.

I think Hawkeye Pierce is like if you dropped Yakko Warner in a war zone

One of the worst things about depression is how once it sinks its talons into your mind, it feels insurmountable. You could be doing everything to try & get better, to do things you love, to watch things you love but find that you just feel numb. & that numbness settles in your bones. Then it feels like that’s the only feeling you’ve ever known. You feel numb when good things happen but when something bad happens? That’s the only time the numbness goes away & briefly tags in hurt or grief or sadness to push you deeper. It’s so exhausting.

Im a freak in a fucked world 🌎🔫