AWWW

this is why no matter how batshit this hellsite gets i cant give it up. twitter, insta, snap—no other social media site can possibly bring the entire user base together like horse plinko, the color of the sky, girl: banned, asscrack john lennon, urfaveisunfuckable drama, did. every other ‘social’ media site is truly isolating. but here? we’re all swimming in the same swamp. it’s like we’re all sitting at the same lunch table and the minute we think it’s time to leave another food fight starts at the other end we that can’t possibly look away from. and it’s funny as fuck.

*rewatches golden kamuy*

Tap Tap Tap

a marker scented marker is just what I need today!

All markers are scented markers, but most of them are scented like markers

same

I am about as fragile as if you found a pile of bones and then tried to recreate a skeleton with them but only by balancing them on top of each other like this jenga this is me

do you guys ever just randomly think

“what if there’s a mind reader here”

and then your brain suddenly conjures something terrible 

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

the “contains levels of poison only to be consumed by a zoldyck” had me DYING

Happy birthday, Hisoka 🃏🎂

MASTERLIST

Here are all my fics about wilbur soot, with seperate links to headcanons!

NAV PAGE+ABOUT ME | RULES | MY ART | TAGS: ❤︎=fluff, 🍈= suggestive content, ☂︎=hurt/comfort. 📔=series,❗️=heavier than usual topic, potentially triggering content

FICS:

— Warmth [cc!wilbur, 3k] ☂︎❗️

— Valentine’s Surprise [cc!wilbur, 2.2k] ❤︎

— Pretty Work of Art [wilbur, 2.6k] ❤︎

— Lullaby [cc!wilbur, 1.3k] ❤︎

— Wrong Number, Right Person [cc!wilbur, 3.3k] ❤︎📔, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR

— The Text [cc!wilbur, 1.1k] ☂︎

— Drunkbur! [cc!Wilbur, 900] ❤︎

— Like What You See? [cc!Wilbur, 300] ❤︎🍈

— Unfinished Symphonies [theif!wilbur royal!au series], PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR, PART FIVE 📔

— Cool Cuddles [ghostbur, 1k] ❤︎

— Music To My Ears [cc!Wilbur, 2.9k] ❤︎

— Bittersweet Goodbye [cc!wilbur, 1.6k] ❤︎🍈

— This Time It's Real [cc!wilbur, ] ☂︎

HEADCANON LISTS:

— cc!wilbur soot headcanon list

— ghostbur headcanon tag

— simpbur headcanon list

SPECIAL EVENTS:

— The 300 Follower Royal!AU Event Masterlist!

— The C!Wilbur/Ghostbur Rambles Tag!

— The 600 Follower Hurt/Comfort Event!

— About Me! [Lyss's BDay Event]