THERE WAS A CAT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND I WENT OUTSIDE AND IT LET ME PET IT

pls I'm lonely

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

please

I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great

does this count as signing my name

Petition for Sophie to accept “Horse” as one of her biological parents

bold of you to like little frogs but not send me ANY PICTURES of tINY LITTLE FROGS

oh yes please

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

break me off a piece of that unspoken rivalry that everyone knows exists but will not acknowledge

hihi i saw you asking for ficrecs on kemi's blog uhm i could send you some if you want!! am always down to scream about my favourite reads 🤧

oh yes please i always need more fics

I’m so happy you included Magnus Chase

Things in the Percy Jackson universe that are entirely real

- Amazon is run by an ancient race of warrior women, Implying that Jeff Bezos is not real - There is a super-hell inside hell which is also alive and percy has fought it - The Beatles were explicitly disbanded due to divine intervention - The sun is a scientifically-accurate ball of fire in space, but there are also at least 3 sun gods responsible for driving the sun across the sky each day - Children have driven the sun multiple times - The California wildfires were caused by a witch boiling the essence of the former Sun God - Somewhere in the world there is a random taxi driver who has a credit card containing infinite money - The Atalanta aquarium is run by ancient sea gods  - Several bowling balls have been launched into the white mountains - The bridge leading to Asgarde is attatched to the Citgo Sign - When falling through clouds you have a chance to enter the elf dimension - There is an interdimensional squirrel who can do psychic damage - The Rosetta stone was blown up and replaced with a fake; most mortals don’t know this - The Bermuda Triangle is called the sea of monsters and is a patch of ocean with a massive concentration of ancient greek people who keep killing mortals

lmao