Reblog And Say In The Tags What Books You Were Inexplicably Obsessed With As A Child, That You Read Over

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Pokémon's FB account just posted this like 20 minutes ago and can I just say

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i get the most random urges to be productive like. it will be 12 am and i have to get up at 6 in the morning tmrw but no. i must suddenly clean my entire room.

queen elizabeth slowly turning into willy wonka i see

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

def doing this with my sax

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

i was listening to way less sad when i saw this post AND THAT LYRIC PLAYED JUST AS I READ THE FIRST LINE

would "i'm not dead yet so i guess i'll be alright" be a good tattoo

everybody I've mentioned it to has this big Yikes reaction to it

like it's a lyric by one of my favorite artists (ajr. it's in both "ok overture" and "way less sad") and i literally named my car after one of their songs and they're very important to me for a multitude of reasons.

and like

I feel like that lyric is a testament to everything you've gone through that you thought was gonna kill you but it didn't! so you'll be alright! like what doesn't kill you makes you stronger but less cliche.

writing a letter to his mom

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I’ve never understood live fast and die young mentalities. Mostly because I’ve met a bunch of old people who never stopped living fast.