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the 5TH

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

see this is what i ASPIRE to be

My favorite practical joke of all time: that one student who convinced an entire college that a Rhinocerus escaped from the zoo and drowned in the campus lake. This was achieved by:

A rhino-foot wastebasket, borrowed from a professor

The surreptitious application of footprints in the snow leading up to the banks of a frozen lake. A lake with a conspicuous, potentially rhinoceros-sized hole in the ice…

Just one of many shining moments in the career of infamous practical joker Hugh Troy

vernilla xtract

have you ever looked up the definition of a word you don’t know and it just gives you another word

like ????? I don’t know what gasconade means, do you really think I know wtf rodomontade means???

bunny buddies

so prettyyyyy

HAIKYUU!! 「Ani-Art Trading Badge Vol. 2」

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

put a finger down if you had a cat named cuddles but he didn’t like to cuddle and was always super nice and cute and mrrfs? at you whenever you say “hi cuddles! i love you!” but is a bit strange at times like you didn’t really see him at night and he was always in your office standing on official documents and such cuz cats like paper right and then one day cuddles comes up to you and sits on your lap and you’re like cuddles wtf are you okay b/c cuddles is NOT cuddly and then cuddles looks you straight in the eyes and opens his mouth to mrrf! cuz you said hi cuddles i love you like always but instead you hear a super distorted hi cUdLles i lOv you and it’s all glitchy and stuff so you scream and dump cuddles off your lap and throw your glass of water at him and it shatters and you were folding laundry so you throw all of that at him too and then you wake up and were like oh it was a dream thank goodness but you never see that glass again and you swear you hadn’t folded that shirt why are my clothes so wrinkly and when you move the couch a couple weeks later you find a little tiny piece of broken glass but you dismiss it as nothing but paranoia but he’s acting kinda weird after that and then one day cuddles

i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph